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Forum: Home Base 08-31-2020, 11:21 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
OK that last one genuinely made me LOL.

OK that last one genuinely made me LOL.
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2012, 09:46 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
I'm sure most of you have seen xkcd at least once...

I'm sure most of you have seen xkcd at least once or twice.

Today's was exceptional.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/approximations.png
Forum: Home Base 10-25-2010, 02:48 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
When our civilization is sifted for relics by...

When our civilization is sifted for relics by archaeologists of the 57th century, I'm convinced one of the great mysteries of our language will be the word "fuck," which will defy interpretation due...
Forum: Home Base 09-29-2010, 07:16 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Maybe they'll find Mussolini and zombify him. ...

Maybe they'll find Mussolini and zombify him.

He'd make the brains run on time...
Forum: Home Base 09-05-2010, 10:19 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
My friend told me I didn't understand irony. ...

My friend told me I didn't understand irony. Which was ironic, because we were waiting in line at the movies.
Forum: Home Base 08-23-2010, 04:52 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
How 'bout they just WRITE A FUCKING PRINTER...

How 'bout they just WRITE A FUCKING PRINTER DRIVER??

It seems obvious that more time is spent on things like checking how much ink is left in the printer and giving you a handy menu so you can...
Forum: Home Base 08-23-2010, 11:55 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
My favorite was the eyeball flopping around on...

My favorite was the eyeball flopping around on the optic nerve.

Gravdigr, that was excellent. I've always said I'd rather troubleshoot/fix 20 computers than one printer.
Forum: Home Base 08-18-2010, 12:40 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
And well you might apologize. Because clearly...

And well you might apologize. Because clearly this is the most vulgar, disgusting thing ever posted on The Cellar.
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2010, 06:17 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
I can't remember. It was decades ago.

I can't remember. It was decades ago.
Forum: Home Base 04-16-2010, 11:48 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
When I heard it, it was the greatest violinist,...

When I heard it, it was the greatest violinist, Jascha Heifitz, Fritz Kreisler, and Isaac Stern.
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2010, 09:46 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
I'd have to get a closer look.

I'd have to get a closer look.
Forum: Home Base 03-01-2010, 02:22 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
I think the most important consideration is how...

I think the most important consideration is how the toranokazes were going to be used. Taxidermy student practice? Food? Leather? Fur?
Forum: Home Base 12-10-2009, 10:20 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
How about a no-class action suit? ("Action...

How about a no-class action suit?

("Action suit"... that sounds perilously close to "leisure suit!")
Forum: Home Base 11-16-2009, 11:33 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Very nice! How many conductors does it take...

Very nice!

How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
Forum: Home Base 10-04-2009, 09:27 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
The explosion was so powerful it turned the...

The explosion was so powerful it turned the lights back on.
Forum: Home Base 09-22-2009, 10:27 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
"T-square?" How old is that joke?

"T-square?" How old is that joke?
Forum: Home Base 07-24-2009, 10:49 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
It's not how big the monument is, it's how well...

It's not how big the monument is, it's how well you make use of the historic significance. Or, umm.... something.
Forum: Home Base 07-22-2009, 09:23 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
And we have the phallic monument to prove it...

And we have the phallic monument to prove it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wright_Brothers_National_Memorial).
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2009, 04:27 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Sorry, jim, did you say something?

Sorry, jim, did you say something?
Forum: Home Base 07-14-2009, 09:31 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
I oculdn't get it to load... maybe some kind of...

I oculdn't get it to load... maybe some kind of javascript incompatibility?
Forum: Home Base 05-28-2009, 04:07 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Well, I wondered what he was doing like that......

Well, I wondered what he was doing like that... at first I thought.. no, no way.. I had to look and figure it out.
Forum: Home Base 05-27-2009, 07:58 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
I like how the stick figure in the upper right...

I like how the stick figure in the upper right hand corner is just handing over his cash. (At least that's what it looks like.)
Forum: Home Base 05-15-2009, 09:55 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF214-Hard_Read.jp...

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF214-Hard_Read.jpg (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF214-Hard_Read.jpg)


Bonus RL sort of humorous:

"Thank you for calling DirecTV, Mr. Dallas. I see that you've...
Forum: Home Base 04-10-2009, 08:23 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By SteveDallas
Shouldn't the third time result in a redhead?

Shouldn't the third time result in a redhead?
Forum: Home Base 04-10-2009, 10:47 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Good.. cause I'm going to need to make an extra...

Good.. cause I'm going to need to make an extra appointment with my eye doctor! :cool:
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