be the devil
 

Jesus went on a walkabout and the devil was his spirit guide - showing him why he had to do what he had to do. Be the devil - what is the devil? The devil is what people are afraid of. What are people afraid of? The devil is a gateway of perception between you and what makes you uncomfortable - and what makes you uncomfortable is growth . What makes you uncomfortable is uncharted terrirory. Be the devil. What is the devil?

...sorry...sorry...this one was brought on by a bottle of house chianti.

Not to worry.

I am the devil's bitch.

Wouldn't the devil, being the devil, show Jesus the OPPOSITE of what he needed to do?

The devil is not only something people are afraid of, the devil IS fear.

@marichiko: Jesus had to experience temptation in order to understand "why he had to do what he had to do" - I didn't mean he showed him literally what to do, I meant he expanded his perception to the level it needed to be. That is, I think that's what I meant. Again, the chianti.

I won the devil's soul in an all night game of strip poker
 

But I'm letting her buy it back

one

sin

at

a time

now, I know there's at least one other Zappa fan on here...

Can you say, Titties and Beer?
LET GO OF YOUR PICKLE!

There's no such thing as the devil. The killer in me is the killer in you.


haha I just realized what Brianna meant!

Bitchslapping the devil = self-flagellation

:bong:

I like your style mrnoodle. Pass that bong please.

Question: What is the devil?

Answer: Scapegoat.

Rationale: "The devil made me do it."