Ask the Salesperson
 

Third floor, aisle 6.

Yes, may I help you?

Where's the mayonnaisseisaise?

in the condimentsentsents aisle

Tequila,12 ga slugs, hacksaw, chain, cinder-blocks, garbage bags, paper towels, mop, bucket and Mr. Clean? Quickly man!

Loading Dock. Ask for Lou, tell him you want kit #5. Cash only.

"Excuse me, do you have this in a size 2?"

"Why yes, ma'am, we do."

"Oh, then go f*** yourself."

;)

I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?

I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.

Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.

white kerosene. In hardware.

if i had the warmth i wouldn't need the heating oil now would i

No ma'am, I just walk that way.

Or you could go to automotive and get diesel fuel additive. #2 heating oil is just diesel. The kerosene works too. Is your tank outdoors?

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Are you free?

Is this going to go on sale soon ?

The tank is outdoors, and the pipe to the inside is now entirely covered in moss. It appears the fuel does not reach the furnace if the outdoor temp is below 10 and there is no sun on the tank.

Clean-up on aisle 3...

Code BROWN, aisle 7!

Ground floor:
Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food.

This is my first thread to be cloned. I'm flattered!

Could have been worse. I was tempted
To create a "Ask the transFat person" thread. :)

If y'are, I'll have two

Where can I find the rope, chainsaw, shovel, lye, and fish sticks?

Perhaps you could return after he's finished his nap?

When will the lights stop dimming, when will the lift be repaired, and how much for one of those cute little electronic silver mouse things I've seen scurrying about?