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From Mendel's soup

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Anyone breaking any of these records, be sure and let us know. Oh, and pictures or it probably didn't happen. :lol:

18 feet! Wow. Somewhere, UT had quoted scientists as saying 2 feet, and, well I knew that wasn't as far as it can go.

I wouldn't have said two feet. When I was a younger man...

A friend of mine in high school had a stain on the ceiling above his bed. He was genuinely embarrassed to admit the origin of said stain, so I don't think he was making it up. That's like 6 feet, and going against gravity at that!

I got suspicious when I read the one about Michelle because I was told that Urban Legend by peers when I was in middle school and that was before 1991. :eyebrow:

yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

"Wake up Manny, I think I've got something to spray to you"

Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 693531)

Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.

All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.

holy shit an hour at mendels soup. WTF?

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 693540)

All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.

You guys thought I was giving out TMI...:lol2:

BTW, my persoanl best: 1.5 girls in a six hour period.

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 693644)

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Ever the gentleman.:notworthy

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 693644)

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Your wife is going to kick your ass if she finds out.

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 693644)

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

WOYS? (wife over your shoulder?)

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 693434)

yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 693440)

Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

Marc Almond, here.

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In 1999, Almond received accolades for his autobiography, entitled Tainted Life, which told of his early life, creative ventures, his sexuality (Almond is gay), and drug addiction, for which he was hospitalized in 1994. Almond wrote the autobiography without a ghost writer and his publishers subsequently commissioned him to write a travel book, In Search of the Pleasure Palace: Disreputable Travels, whose publication in 2004 was accompanied by a book-signing tour.

Almond currently lives in the south east of London, as well as Moscow and Barcelona.[6] In his autobiography he describes previously living in New York as well as Earl's Court, in a converted church in Fulham and most memorably in Soho's Berwick Street, where he lived in a flat overlooking the Raymond Revuebar

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Sheldon, that deserves applause :) You Brian Kinney, you...

Rod Stewart had to have a bunch of cum pumped out of his stomach. Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass. Jesus Christ died for our sins and then rose from the grave three days later (and...apparently we had called no takesy-backsies). These truths we hold to be self evident. Problem, history?

Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

prolly a misprint in the original story which went "Rod Stewart had one and a half liters of cum pumped into his stomach..."

It was rum. Poor Rod. A poorly written "r" by the reporter taking notes, and he still can't live this rumor down.

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 693896)

Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

The party's only half over?

I would say that's tasteless...but, I bet it's not.