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SteveDallas 10-01-2010 10:33 AM

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Perhaps this is the sequel to those "bikini calculus" videos.

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2010 07:58 PM

Tutors for butt fuckers? :o

HungLikeJesus 10-01-2010 09:42 PM

If I'd been introduced to those equations in that way I might have remembered them better.

Gravdigr 10-02-2010 05:50 PM

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If I'd been introduced to those equations in that way I might have remembered them better.

Maybe, but, every time you tried to figure the area under the curve you'd get a hard-on!:p:

BigV 10-03-2010 12:23 AM

Looks like there was a problem with the crib sheets.

SteveDallas 10-03-2010 09:09 AM

I'm just wondering whether whatever was used to write the equations will stand up to liquids, or if it'd be ruined by getting wet.

xoxoxoBruce 10-03-2010 11:02 AM

Leave to you, to start a smear campaign. :haha:

footfootfoot 10-06-2010 10:13 AM

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The Neckbone's connected to the...

Big Sarge 10-06-2010 04:53 PM

Look at the equation on the girl in the plaid pants. I think they got it wrong. Why can't today's youth do simple math?

Sperlock 10-06-2010 10:13 PM

I prefer statisticians. They're your standard deviants. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 10-08-2010 08:42 PM

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WOW, just fucking WOW.

Clodfobble 10-08-2010 09:17 PM

I bet they'd sell more tickets if they did ballet like that.

Gravdigr 10-10-2010 04:35 PM

I would've said "Great God Almighty!", but my tongue got hard.:p:

Gravdigr 10-10-2010 04:49 PM

Not as tastefully done, but, almost as graceful. Probably NSFW.

spudcon 10-10-2010 10:19 PM

I thought it was graceful and tasteful, if you like shit sandwiches.

monster 10-11-2010 01:01 PM

Grav, you've a little fetish going there, doncha? :turd:

Gravdigr 10-11-2010 02:29 PM

Really, I don't. I just fall across this shit.

Well, not really fall...nobody likes falling across (or into) shit.

You gotta admit tho, that was phunny.

footfootfoot 10-11-2010 08:08 PM

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WOW, just fucking WOW.

We did that pose in yoga class tonight. Thankfully, we were all clothed.

Tulip 10-11-2010 11:10 PM

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We did that pose in yoga class tonight. Thankfully, we were all clothed.

Were you able to stand on your tippy toes and hug close to your thighs?!? Pretty darn good if you were able too.

footfootfoot 10-11-2010 11:20 PM

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Were you able to stand on your tippy toes and hug close to your thighs?!? Pretty darn good if you were able too.

I have a left shoulder blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My hamstrings have a fascination that few can resist.

Tulip 10-11-2010 11:25 PM

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I have a left shoulder blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My hamstrings have a fascination that few can resist.

Uhmmm....I don't understand you. :blush:

footfootfoot 10-12-2010 12:14 AM

To do that pose you need very limber hamstrings. The rest is a corruption of a line from "The Mikado"

xoxoxoBruce 10-12-2010 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 687848)
We did that pose in yoga class tonight. Thankfully, we were all clothed.

Faggot... not that there's anything wrong with that. :lol2:

footfootfoot 10-12-2010 08:43 AM

Like I said, only my hairdresser knows for sure. ;)

classicman 10-12-2010 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 687918)
Like I said, only my hairdresser knows for sure. ;)

If you truly were you'd have said "hair stylist" - jus sayin'

footfootfoot 10-12-2010 12:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairol


SteveDallas 10-12-2010 01:59 PM

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I have a left shoulder blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My hamstrings have a fascination that few can resist.

I saw what you did there.

microtease 10-15-2010 05:26 PM

:eek:

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2010 06:46 PM

eek? What caused that, it certainly couldn't be Steve, maybe the blond commercial... or the whole thread. :lol:

Gravdigr 10-17-2010 03:18 AM

If You Got $50, We Can Get Nasty!
 

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2010 06:09 AM

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Kayne West is pissed because they banned his new album cover in the US.

Gravdigr 10-18-2010 03:34 PM

He needs to STFU and be glad we can't ban him.

Gravdigr 10-19-2010 02:12 AM

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Just what, not why...

Gravdigr 10-19-2010 05:28 AM

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Gravdigr 10-19-2010 05:31 AM

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[CrosbyStillsNash] If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with. [/CrosbyStillsNash]

footfootfoot 10-19-2010 11:28 AM

Mind if I dance with your date?http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php...1&d=1287472274

TheMercenary 10-19-2010 08:22 PM

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Kayne West is pissed because they banned his new album cover in the US.

I don't see the problem. The US needs to get over it's obsession with sex being bad or dirty.

HungLikeJesus 10-19-2010 08:57 PM

I agree!

footfootfoot 10-20-2010 08:41 AM

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I don't see the problem. The US needs to get over it's obsession with sex being bad or dirty.

I know. Sometimes vanilla sex can be fine, it doesn't always have to be bad or dirty. It's good to mix it up, keep things interesting.

Big Sarge 10-20-2010 09:11 AM

Vanilla sex? Chocolate sex? What kind of sex is a banana split?

xoxoxoBruce 10-20-2010 09:15 AM

Ouch, sounds like those body mod guys that split their banana. :thepain:

Gravdigr 10-22-2010 01:21 PM

DO NOT WANT!!!!^^^

Gravdigr 10-24-2010 06:37 AM

It is 6:35 AM, and this is the strangest thing you will see all day. I promise.

If you love cows, don't look.

P.S. It's not a dead cow.

spudcon 10-24-2010 02:19 PM

That cow was too stupid to be dead.

toranokaze 10-26-2010 02:22 AM

That cow will be dead soon

TheMercenary 10-26-2010 08:24 PM

Ok, you all stop fucking Cowheads so we can move on from here....

I'm just saying....

BrianR 10-27-2010 08:30 AM

Why, oh WHY do I keep clicking on things like this?

Blech!

Gravdigr 10-27-2010 04:51 PM

That was Halloween cool, and you know it.:D

Flint 10-27-2010 08:54 PM

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Gravdigr 10-28-2010 02:15 AM

...pictures of titties, faces, and asses! Prolly...

Gravdigr 10-29-2010 01:56 PM

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"No, I think I'll just stay in tonight"...(umm...do i want to know what's in his beard/moustache?)

Gravdigr 10-29-2010 02:15 PM

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I found these recently...I guess it's that sex-themed park in, what was it, South Korea, maybe? I think the woman in the first pic may have been the model for the sculpture in the last pic.

Spexxvet 10-30-2010 09:05 AM

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"No, I think I'll just stay in tonight"...(umm...do i want to know what's in his beard/moustache?)

I hope there's not a hole in his shorts.

Gravdigr 10-31-2010 03:18 AM

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You're welcome, ladies. And Sheldon.

ZenGum 10-31-2010 04:19 AM

Captain Broadsword: Master Bates! Get Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy!

Master Bates: At once, captain!

Captain Broadsword: Well, it'd probably be easier if you took turns...

Trilby 10-31-2010 06:42 AM

The second pic in the sex-theme park --- doesn't that seem overly ambitious? I mean, maybe circus folk could pull that off ...

Gravdigr 10-31-2010 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 691734)
The second pic in the sex-theme park --- doesn't that seem overly ambitious? I mean, maybe circus folk could pull that off ...

I've et it upside down...ya don't gotta be a circus strongman. It's just a reversed bear hug (with added points for degree of difficulty). Belly-to-belly would be easier, the woman's legs on the man's shoulders help support her. In the instance of the sculpture, the one getting et, is in the strain, even what with the second girl propping her up.

:eaty:

Gravdigr 11-04-2010 04:23 PM

What. In. The. Fuck?


footfootfoot 11-04-2010 08:07 PM

It doesn't get good until 4:20. Clodfobble definitely needs to see this.

Griff 11-04-2010 08:25 PM

It never gets good until...


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