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SamIam 10-27-2010 01:32 PM

Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

Shawnee123 10-27-2010 01:36 PM

haggis!

monster 10-27-2010 04:16 PM

haggis is not a pie.

hip Pies make me angry with their stinky-arsed rag-diapered offspring and body odor.

Pete Zicato 10-27-2010 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 690853)
Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

Cows are too expensive to use a whole one to make a single pie. Cow pies are just made from certain parts of the cow.

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2010 12:47 AM

That's a load of shit.

Shawnee123 10-28-2010 07:28 AM

yipeee-i-ay, Cow Patty!


footfootfoot 10-28-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 690853)
Cow pies. I have yet to see one that included a single cow.

I expect you'll be bitterly disappointed when you discover that cottage cheese does not contain any cottages. I know I was.

Shawnee123 10-28-2010 08:33 AM

You're shittin' me.

I guess French Fries aren't french at all, either. :(

Shawnee123 10-28-2010 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 690893)
haggis is not a pie.

Well, wait until Taco Bell's new Haggis Chalupa Grande comes out. It's one step away from being a pie.

monster 10-28-2010 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 691004)
Well, wait until Taco Bell's new Haggis Chalupa Grande comes out. It's one step away from being a pie.

:lol:

You've been double-dipping at Starbucks this morning, haven't you?

Shawnee123 10-28-2010 09:32 AM

If by "double-dipping at Starbucks" you mean "slowly going completely and irretrievably insane" then yes, yes I have been double dipping at Starbucks.

monster 10-28-2010 09:51 AM

I was thinking more along the over-caffeinating lines, but whatevas.....

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2010 01:59 PM

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Only angry 'cause I ain't got one. :blush:
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One Philadelphia bakery dreamed up this ultimate fall dessert: pumpkin and apple pies baked in chocolate and vanilla cake, fused together and surrounded by buttercream icing.

This oversize creation weighs in at a whopping 15 pounds and measures more than a foot tall. And at 1,800 calories a slice, it's not for the faint of heart.

The Flying Monkey, located in Philadelphia’s famous Reading Terminal Market, bakes this dessert-lover’s fantasy from scratch over the course of two days. It starts with the pies, which it par-bakes. The half-cooked pumpkin pie is dipped into chocolate cake batter and baked. The apple pie and vanilla cake get the same treatment and are baked on top of the chocolate cake. Its massive size means that it spends hours in the oven. Homemade buttercream is then — literally — the icing on the entire cake.

Trilby 10-28-2010 05:41 PM

"What's for desert? Three deserts!"

Pico and ME 10-28-2010 06:08 PM

LOOK at all that icing....makes my teeth hurt.


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