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glatt 11-10-2010 02:35 PM

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

jimhelm 11-10-2010 03:31 PM

:beer:

footfootfoot 11-10-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 693644)
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Ever the gentleman.:notworthy

depmats 11-10-2010 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 693644)
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Your wife is going to kick your ass if she finds out.

Gravdigr 11-11-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 693644)
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

WOYS? (wife over your shoulder?)

Sundae 11-11-2010 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 693434)
yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 693440)
Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

Marc Almond, here.
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In 1999, Almond received accolades for his autobiography, entitled Tainted Life, which told of his early life, creative ventures, his sexuality (Almond is gay), and drug addiction, for which he was hospitalized in 1994. Almond wrote the autobiography without a ghost writer and his publishers subsequently commissioned him to write a travel book, In Search of the Pleasure Palace: Disreputable Travels, whose publication in 2004 was accompanied by a book-signing tour.

Almond currently lives in the south east of London, as well as Moscow and Barcelona.[6] In his autobiography he describes previously living in New York as well as Earl's Court, in a converted church in Fulham and most memorably in Soho's Berwick Street, where he lived in a flat overlooking the Raymond Revuebar
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Sheldon, that deserves applause :) You Brian Kinney, you...

Flint 11-11-2010 04:29 PM

Rod Stewart had to have a bunch of cum pumped out of his stomach. Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass. Jesus Christ died for our sins and then rose from the grave three days later (and...apparently we had called no takesy-backsies). These truths we hold to be self evident. Problem, history?

Rhianne 11-11-2010 06:15 PM

Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

BrianR 11-11-2010 06:35 PM

good question

footfootfoot 11-11-2010 08:38 PM

prolly a misprint in the original story which went "Rod Stewart had one and a half liters of cum pumped into his stomach..."

glatt 11-12-2010 07:32 AM

It was rum. Poor Rod. A poorly written "r" by the reporter taking notes, and he still can't live this rumor down.

xoxoxoBruce 11-12-2010 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 693896)
Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

The party's only half over?

Gravdigr 11-12-2010 01:50 PM

I would say that's tasteless...but, I bet it's not.


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