What? :bs: Get the hell off my lawn!

Oh, you guys are asses.

Kristina, in all seriousness, click here for some relevant information.

They have Google in India, too. :rolleyes:

We need lots more immigrants to come to America to share our abundant prosperity.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7164509AAAPbHI

Here's the guess: kristinabob is earnest. S/he hasn't revisited us since two days after asking the question. S/he lives in India, is moderately wealthy, is attending nursing school, has heard that the elderly in America move to Florida and is interested in being entrepreneurial and successful in the US.

If this is the case, the correct answer is: well your first step would be to contact me (a private message on this system is the best way). I can act as your partner in the US, to make the necessary arrangements here. I have started a business before and know all the steps to scouting real estate, setting up accounting, and so forth. I believe in using a lawyer to manage the necessary paperwork for the state; this need not be expensive. These are some bureaucratic matters before you actually hire employees, but believe me, it is much easier to set up a business in America than it is to set up a business in India!

I am currently not employed and I am available to assist you at a reasonable rate. I'm honest, trustworthy, and friendly and easy to work with.

I can recommend this person as "trustworthy, and friendly and easy to work with".

I'll second that. Undertoad is a good man, and he would be an honest and efficient business partner. And assisted living facilities are one thing that will never lose their economic demand...

I'll third it. Without doubt on my list of people I both like and highly respect.

Yep, UT is a good guy, just don't expect him to come out of his house much. He's an admitted borderline recluse!

And I volunteer to be assisted.

She'll need to distinguish her business with a gimmick that will save her customers, employees, and management time, effort, and money. Perhaps she can open the assisted living facility in a nudist colony!

Hiring Undertoad would bring a bonus employee, too. Or should it be a pony?

Hot dog carts!

By the time this is set up we'll all be old enough to move in (except Ibby - he can visit us all!).

We better get on a waiting list. Once this idea spreads, people will be dying to live there.