I'll hit you so hard your ID card will have a black eye.

Haven't heard that one in a lonnnnggg time. :)

I will hit you so hard I will change your genetic structure.

I will hit you so hard, your face will really hurt. Like, a lot.

I'll hit your so hard you'll wince for about 1.7 seconds.

I will hit you so hard your mother will bleed.

... I'll blast you down to quarks.

I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.

I'll beat you like a rented mule.

I'll hit you so hard, my hand will hurt for a while, and I might need to take an Advil before bedtime for the pain.

Why all the ass kicking?

I'm going down for a coffee. Anyone want to join me?

you're goin down, alright. like a ton a bricks!

Very well. I tried to play nice.

The gloves are OFF, mister!

The Big Bang ain't got nothing on what I'm about to do to your sorry ass!

(Coming from Shel, it might mean something else entirely.)

:morncoff: Here's your coffee. :coffee:

Get to work.