Word.

Sounds almost as good as potato pierogis

Well, you know, relatively. To start, it's just some screw-up banging a horse thinking he's going to make little centaur pony-babies. (BTW, America, you need to spend more on education. And mental health). Okay, messed up, but not really grim.

Then he hangs himself in prison after being arrested for molesting a child. That's grim.

Yeah, cause now I can use the old, "A good mare will do that you know." punchline. It would be in bad taste.

So, you're in prison, and you have a mobile phone you shouldn't have, and you get a tip your cell is about to be searched.

Of course, hide the phone in the traditional "prison safe".

Pro-tip: turn the phone off, first. Or at least, set it on silent.

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite

ETA: better idea ... change your ring-tone to fart noises.

It was just a shitty phone. What's the big deal? It's not like he was a stool pigeon.

He didn't miss an important call...it was just his buddy who's always talking out of his ass about some get rich quick scheme. Colin, that's the one. Lot of intestinal fortitude, that one.

Oh yeah, with friends like Colin, who needs enemas?

We really need to go on the road: ;)

And I thought my old Motorola was a turd...

I hope the guards checked the call log.


Gives a new meaning to "cell phone".

Sell it? You couldn't *give* it away.

Georgia... good grief
 

Yeah damnit, she shoulda known. :rolleyes:

So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out?

I'd've taken him to the tanning salon.


And put it up to 11.