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Old 07-06-2020, 09:25 PM   #961
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If you kill a man, it's murder.

If they were a shit, is it turder?
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Old 07-07-2020, 04:03 AM   #962
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If you kill a man, it's murder.

If they were a shit, is it turder?
Turd degree turder, actually.

Accuracy is all in these matters.
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Old 07-08-2020, 09:50 PM   #963
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Sentencing is harsher if it's your turd strike.
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Old 07-08-2020, 11:49 PM   #964
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smaller tp allowance? Or single ply only?
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Old 07-14-2020, 07:44 AM   #965
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I just found out my next door neighbor's middle name was Kermit. As a Brit, i still find it very hard to get over anyone but a Frog being called Kermit. I didn't know it was a real name until I got here and saw a sign for a dentist whose name was Kermit.

I told my daughter they had something in common -Bob was born and named before Kermit the Frog was a thing, and she was born and named before Amazon (the company) was a thing.... :/
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Old 07-14-2020, 11:49 PM   #966
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Think of all the poor women named Karen.
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Old 07-15-2020, 04:42 AM   #967
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over a million of them in the US who have to put up with that horrible meme
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Old 07-15-2020, 01:13 PM   #968
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there's more us that have to put up with them
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Old 07-26-2020, 12:23 PM   #969
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If the Representative from Florida who was recently embarrassingly called out for appalling behavior finds solace in drink and fornication, we could have Yoho, Ho, and a Bottle of Rum.
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Old 07-26-2020, 03:57 PM   #970
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I approve of this message.
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Old 07-27-2020, 10:00 AM   #971
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His non-apology was textbook quality.

"... I'm sorry for their misunderstanding. "

FFS
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Old 07-27-2020, 03:39 PM   #972
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Bread for the World didn't like the whole look so he's "resigned."
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Old 07-27-2020, 05:03 PM   #973
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Let them have Pieces of Cake

....I'll get my pegleg....
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Old 07-27-2020, 05:56 PM   #974
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... we could have Yoho, Ho, and a Bottle of Rum.
He would have to had been there for this.

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Old 07-27-2020, 09:07 PM   #975
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I just want to check that I'm not mistaken in that you are using a visual aid to call representative Ocasio-Cortez a ho?

Which is exactly the same unacceptable behavior as that of Yoho, Trump etc. So I must be mistaken. Right?
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