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Old 03-31-2013, 06:46 PM   #556
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They haven't had wine since... I don't know when... 1969, maybe...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

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Old 04-01-2013, 08:46 AM   #557
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Wait 'til he tries to check out...
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Old 04-01-2013, 08:53 AM   #558
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Google Nose,” still in Beta, “leverages new and existing technologies
to offer the sharpest olfactory experience available.”
Scratch and sniff books are one way to use Google Nose;
self-driving new car smell is another possible experience.

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Old 04-01-2013, 09:12 AM   #559
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"...new self-driving car smell..."

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Old 04-01-2013, 10:12 AM   #560
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We're out!

Sent by thought transference
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:07 PM   #561
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:55 PM   #562
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Yeah, I forgot who I was posting at.

Sorry Limes.
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Old 04-01-2013, 01:01 PM   #563
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:20 PM   #564
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http://www.himalayansaltinhaler.com/



Well who'd a thought salt and lungs were such a great combination, not me that's for sure,
maybe they cold make the pot out of Uranium clay, for extra Revigation
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:59 PM   #565
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It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P
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Old 04-03-2013, 01:01 PM   #566
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My lips are chapped just looking at that picture.
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Old 04-03-2013, 01:11 PM   #567
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It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.
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Old 04-03-2013, 01:23 PM   #568
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It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P
I just remembered that you are an expert in that area, being a former producer of such devices yourself.
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Old 04-03-2013, 02:30 PM   #569
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It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.
I think you just reinvented the colonic
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Old 04-03-2013, 03:44 PM   #570
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No, this isn't just for the colon. It's for noses and ears and baginas and moufs. It even reopens your belly button and spews out lint.

Takes care of all that weird orifice stuff all at once.
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