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Old 01-28-2013, 02:04 PM   #496
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HEE!! You caught me!

I was one of the original Straight Dopers on AOL. When the message board was dumped by AOL and went directly onto the web, many of us migrated to Fathom (a board started by one of the original gang).

It's been SO long since I posted there. May have to go back and see what's going on.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:13 PM   #497
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*sniff* I love you guys.

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True. I have the exact cheese straightener. I bought it because it said Cheese grater, but after putting the cheese through it the cheese was only OK, but not especially grate at all.
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Well, it was pretty gouda.
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There's really no whey to tell; it's all subjective.
Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:16 PM   #498
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:33 PM   #499
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:34 PM   #500
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Some people try to cram multiple puns in a single post. I'm pleased you've all chosen to finely craft singles.
We'll be here all week folks, try the Welsh Rarebit.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:10 PM   #501
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:11 PM   #502
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Just watched the latest muppet movie last night.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:28 PM   #503
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My life is boring :/ My mouse died today and I spied this one yesterday at Tractor supply so I had to go back and get it! It's like a snow globe with a floating tractor! Including the mouse pad!! It's the little things

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:12 AM   #504
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That's awesome. Do you push the dirt around with the tractor?
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:02 PM   #505
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But of course! It lights up too! Whoo hoo! :p
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:07 PM   #506
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So it occurs to me that it's awfully convenient that your mouse died just after coveting the mouse in the store. Did it die an "accidental" death?
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:26 PM   #507
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the other was 12 years old. What is the lifespan of a computer mouse?
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:02 PM   #508
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... about 1 second after it is thrown at the wall.
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:14 PM   #509
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Grav, is there a Yankee Candle scented with Girls in White Dresses With Blue Satin Knickers?
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:39 PM   #510
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Hmm...don't know...but I like the idea of blue satin knickers.
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