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Old 10-29-2013, 11:47 PM   #4246
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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.

Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.

The congregation, which may want to rethink its slogan "rising up," has yet to respond to the controversy surrounding their phallic facade, but they'll be forced to answer for it soon enough.
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Old 10-30-2013, 08:21 AM   #4247
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Old 10-30-2013, 08:58 AM   #4248
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Ha!

It makes perfect sense to me. Except it's called 'late for meeting' and I don't understand what meeting he, it, that thing, is late for. I mean, the way he farts around of course he's late for stuff. Otherwise, I totally get it.
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:25 PM   #4249
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:27 PM   #4250
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...called 'late for meeting' and I don't understand what meeting he, it, that thing, is late for...
His tailor, perhaps?
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:08 PM   #4251
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:18 PM   #4252
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Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....
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Old 11-02-2013, 09:03 AM   #4253
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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois,
Dicks on, that is.
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Old 11-02-2013, 01:59 PM   #4254
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Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.
And then when they flush the fire hydrant...
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Old 11-02-2013, 02:16 PM   #4255
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Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....
Puts me in mind of some ol' girl who drank from the old sewage lagoon.
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:38 PM   #4256
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Old 11-08-2013, 08:17 PM   #4257
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Old 11-08-2013, 08:24 PM   #4258
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Old 11-08-2013, 10:17 PM   #4259
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Old 11-08-2013, 11:37 PM   #4260
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Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?

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