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Old 05-25-2009, 12:23 AM   #46
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You'll never forget about that goddamn tick, will you???

Actually, this lad is very tall (by Chinese standards) so his neck was probably as high as the girl could reach.
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Old 05-25-2009, 12:24 AM   #47
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You spilled beer in his lap?
That's alcohol abuse!
I just overheard a couple of tradesmen chatting in the lift.

I missed the start of the conversation, but apparently applying single malt whiskey to the scrotum is very painful.
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:03 AM   #48
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I hope he's not dating a tick!
Ha!
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Old 05-25-2009, 09:19 AM   #49
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I just overheard a couple of tradesmen chatting in the lift.

I missed the start of the conversation, but apparently applying single malt whiskey to the scrotum is very painful.
oucH I would never actually intentionally dump a drink in my partners lap.

or head for that matter. I always wonder at how when watching shows the man never gets upset at having the cocktail thrown in his face. I am not even sure that is something that happens in reality anyway.
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Old 05-25-2009, 04:05 PM   #50
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Oh it happens. I threw a drink in my ex's face once when I caught him canoodling with another woman on the dance floor.

Our relationship was more or less over bar the shouting by this point anyway. He didn't seem to care much either way. Knowing him, he was probably happy to absorb a drink through his pores.
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:08 PM   #51
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Many years ago I tipped a Carlsberg Special Brew all over my best friend as I'd told her I did NOT need another one when she went to the bar.
Someone else bought the round and she was just the messenger.
A very sticky one after this incident ...
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