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Food and Drink Essential to sustain life; near the top of the hierarchy of needs |
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09-22-2019, 04:31 AM | #1 |
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Pre-Soylent
Don't let them rob you of fine dining with the Soylent Green, obtain your own protein.
Doesn't say how to prepare that bag-o-dicks though.
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09-22-2019, 07:00 AM | #2 |
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The BBQ possibilities are endless.
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09-22-2019, 08:31 AM | #3 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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A tribe of cannibals, bordering civilization, captures a male straggler into its territory. The tribal Chief orders the captive cooked.
The Chief's young son asks his father: "After he's cooked, can I have his 'thing'"? The Chief replies: "I've traded some medicinal plants, to the outsiders, for some Coca-Cola. Wait until the Coke gets here. The son comes back later and says: "He's done cooking. Can I have his 'thing' now?" The Chief: "The Coke's not here yet. I told you, you'll have to wait." The son: "But I'm really hungry. Why do I have to wait until the Coke gets here?" The Chief: "Because son, Things Go Better With Coke." |
09-22-2019, 03:03 PM | #4 |
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Grone.
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09-22-2019, 03:10 PM | #5 |
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I think Sexo should spend 15 minutes in the corner for that one.
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09-22-2019, 03:20 PM | #6 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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I heard that joke when I was in grade school.
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