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Old 08-06-2013, 10:23 PM   #1
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Unhappy Poop bags

Great idea those little shit bags you get at the dollar stores here. They come in every color, yet the morons using them can't seem to understand that the curb, sidewalks, street, or my lawn is not where they belong. It's a money grab and it stinks
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Old 08-07-2013, 05:35 PM   #2
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Empty bread bags are great for large breed dogs.
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Old 08-07-2013, 05:37 PM   #3
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Old 08-07-2013, 05:44 PM   #4
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Old 08-07-2013, 05:47 PM   #5
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Old 08-07-2013, 06:04 PM   #6
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Just build a mini-trebuchet, and stick the poop to passing vehicles.
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Old 08-07-2013, 06:51 PM   #7
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I see we have some people involved in this shit now
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Old 08-27-2013, 09:15 PM   #8
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Noticed today that they sold the house on the corner where a dude's been letting his 2 big dogs crap since Christmas. I wonder how long it'll take for one to notice the other?
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Old 08-28-2013, 05:18 AM   #9
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Just build a mini-trebuchet, and stick the poop to passing vehicles.
Bruce that is so disgusting.
And made me go "FFHLFFH!" really loudly.
(That's a surprised laugh btw)
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Old 08-28-2013, 06:15 AM   #10
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I'd rather people didn't pick it up than pick it up and fling the bag somewhere.

What's the point? It just ends up cluttering the place up for even longer than had they left the crap where it was in the first place.

But, ya know what else stinks about poop bags?

They go into the rubbish dumps, and quite a lot of them end up in the recycling piles. And then those piles get sent off to some place (maybe a region of India) where a village of people will trawl through it for a living.

We keep out kiddies safe from the dangers of dogmuck and then send it somewhere for small children to pick through it.
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:14 AM   #11
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I get what you're saying. But selfishly I would rather that than me getting it on my shoe. Or sitting in it in the park. Or having a ball roll through it on a school field.
Diz has a litter tray and his poo will either end up in landfill, or where poor people have to pick through it just to live. It's the moral downside to owning any pet larger than a rodent.

Personally I would like to run after dog-owners who let their dogs shit on the pavement and drop said shit down their back then rub my shitty hands in their face.
But I feel the same about accidentally finding moist chewing gum. On shoes, clothes etc.
I'm grumpy on Wednesdays. And not all that nice on some other days either.
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Old 08-28-2013, 09:44 AM   #12
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Biodegradable poop bags ...they are all the rage!
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:38 AM   #13
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We keep out kiddies safe from the dangers of dogmuck and then send it somewhere for small children to pick through it.
If we didn't, then the dogmuck would go down rivers and kill bottlenose dolphins. Oh. That is happening already. Never mind.
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:32 AM   #14
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Thanks for the daily dose of hyperbole there TW! har har dolphins are dying because dogs are pooping
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Old 08-29-2013, 10:40 AM   #15
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Actually that's a TW funny.
I collect them.
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