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Old 09-08-2013, 07:37 PM   #1
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If I were a member of the opposite sex, the first thing I'd do is?...

I'm a tad hooked on the word association games, and sort of came up with this idea for a new one. Anybody in?
If I were a guy, the first thing I'd do is...try it out
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Old 09-09-2013, 04:09 PM   #2
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[JerrySeinfeld] If I were a woman, I'd be down at the docks, waiting for the fleet to come in. [/JerrySeinfeld]

[ElaineBenes] It shrinks?? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.[/ElaineBenes]
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Old 09-09-2013, 04:10 PM   #3
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If I were a female, the first thing I'd do is...try it out.

If I could stop playing with my boobs.
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Old 09-09-2013, 09:43 PM   #4
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hahahaha
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Old 09-10-2013, 09:30 AM   #5
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Scream.

Seriously - you wake up with a dick?
And not of the severed kind?
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Old 09-10-2013, 01:34 PM   #6
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If I were a girl I would stand in front of a mirror and... well, you know...
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Old 09-10-2013, 06:17 PM   #7
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I guess, if I woke up as a male, I'd lament the fact that my brain had been divided into Big Head and Little Head.

Then I'd ... nah. I love being female.
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Old 09-10-2013, 06:21 PM   #8
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I'd go pee outside. I find it fascinating that boys can pee standing up. It seems so liberating.
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Old 09-10-2013, 06:27 PM   #9
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You're right, Choco. I might go outside and pee against a tree. Just because I could.
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Old 09-10-2013, 09:07 PM   #10
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I'd change my username to sexobonne.
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Old 09-11-2013, 06:12 PM   #11
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I'd prepare myself to earn 77 cents on the dollar.
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Old 09-11-2013, 09:04 PM   #12
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