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Old 09-18-2016, 03:27 PM   #16
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Lol. Love that one.

Priest and a rabbi on a park bench. 10 yr old boy walks past. Priest says, 'God forgive me, I want to fuck him.' Rabbi says, 'out of what? '
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Old 09-18-2016, 04:10 PM   #17
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Lol. Love that one.
Me too, stealin' that for yuks.
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Old 09-18-2016, 06:01 PM   #18
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What does a Jewish pedophile say?


Buy some candy, little girl?
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Old 09-18-2016, 07:31 PM   #19
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A father decided to treat his family and cook some deer meat. Little Sally and little Johnny sat down to eat. Sally asked daddy what kind of meat is this? Daddy said this is what mommy calls daddy. Johnny yells spit it out Sally you're eating an a$$hole!!

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Old 09-18-2016, 07:46 PM   #20
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Little Johnny goes to a house and knocks on the door. Lady opens the door and Johnny says can Stevie come out and play baseball. Lady says you know Stevie was born without arms or legs. Johnny said yeah I know, but we want to use him for third base.

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Old 09-19-2016, 11:56 AM   #21
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We're all going to hell in a handcart.

But, at least we'll be laughing.
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Old 09-21-2016, 08:18 AM   #22
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A man went to a surgeon for a pecker transplant. The doctor brought a sample. The man said no , I have one that size. So doctor brought one 6". No still to short. Brought one 9" long. Nope, longer. Doctor brought one 15" long. The man said, thats it. By the way doc do you have one in white?

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Old 10-05-2016, 12:49 PM   #23
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From "Pissing In The Snow and Other Ozark Folktales":

Old Tom and Young Jack were walking home one night after the squaredance, and they came to the bridge that crossed the creek near their shared home. The running water and the cool night air worked their magic, and before they could get across the bridge, they both had to piss.

Young Jack was a big old country boy, hung like a mule, and when they both started to piss, Jack just laid his tool across the rail on the bridge. Old Tom, not having good eyesight due to his age, thought Jack's cock was a snake on the rail. Old Tom hollered "SNAKE!!" and whomped Jack's tallywhacker with his walking stick. Jack grabbed his pecker and hollered "Bust him again, Tom, the sumbitch just bit me!"
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