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Old 11-12-2013, 05:20 AM   #16
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Old 11-12-2013, 05:22 PM   #17
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It is all about faith. God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:07 PM   #18
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... I am indirectly quoting ...
That's demon doubletalk.

HOLD YOUR DEMON TONGUE JBKlyde, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

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It is all about faith. God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.
Being a comment on faith, that probably belongs in the Philosophy forum. This is the TECHNOLOGY forum; so, which God said it: the finite God of demon JBKlyde; or, the one true infinite God?
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:02 AM   #19
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Why are you baiting JB? Given his mental health problems it's pretty ugly.
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Old 11-13-2013, 07:20 AM   #20
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The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back.
The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?"
The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
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Old 11-13-2013, 08:21 AM   #21
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If I had a demon tounge I wouldn't be compelled by jesus now would I... you hipocracy is somewhat lunatical sexobon... I'm not going to argue with your ridculiousnees
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Old 11-13-2013, 08:31 AM   #22
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Old 11-13-2013, 10:48 AM   #23
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Why are you baiting JB? Given his mental health problems it's pretty ugly.
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The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back.
The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?"
The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
very clever, you.
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:09 PM   #24
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... HOLD YOUR DEMON TONGUE JBKlyde, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! ...
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... I'm not going to argue ...
And the indicators are that the power of Christ did compel JBKlyde to hold his tongue.


PS: The frog was too stupid to live. Scorpions float.
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:15 PM   #25
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Why are you baiting JB? Given his mental health problems it's pretty ugly.
Dear heathen pothead with nice nipples,

I wanted to see if he could apply the gist of his opening post to resolve a practical situation; or, if he just plagiarized it. I substituted deities for numbers to see if he could draw the analogy of the Trinity being a subset of an infinite God rather than a finite set. That would have ended the conversation. Instead, he went off on some Time Lord tangent about God being outside of time, wild speculation about the Trinity being replaced at the end of time, and his mental health problematical interpretation of Godly principles. It became obvious that his OP was plagiarized without comprehension (probably how it ended up in the Technology forum) and was just attention whoring. At that point it became fodder for entertainment. If he didn't want to entertain me, he had at least two routes of egress: stop replying to my posts (I would have reciprocated) and put me on ignore (his loss). He exercised free will in HIS choice to remain engaged and if you don't think he has the right to self determination, talk to UT about restricting him to a children's forum. I don't see where anyone else has a mouth except maybe, perhaps, if they actually gave a rats ass about him, to clue him in that if you don't want to get stung ... you don't play with scorpions. Throughout history scorpions have represented both good and evil: I'm just a mirror.
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Old 11-14-2013, 02:53 AM   #26
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A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back.
I once saw god claim he could pull a rabbit out of his hat. Unfortunately it was a wrong hat.

You probably know him. His name is Bull. His uncle is Rip Van Winkle.

By performing two more tricks, then the church will make him a Saint. If he also accidentally becomes Pope, then the Church will expedite his canonization

Where does one buy clothing and equipment to become a Saint? I'd ask god. But gods do not talk. They are too almighty to answer questions from us or the press.
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Old 11-14-2013, 07:14 AM   #27
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Dear heathen pothead with nice nipples,

I wanted to see if he could apply the gist of his opening post to resolve a practical situation; or, if he just plagiarized it. I substituted deities for numbers to see if he could draw the analogy of the Trinity being a subset of an infinite God rather than a finite set. That would have ended the conversation. Instead, he went off on some Time Lord tangent about God being outside of time, wild speculation about the Trinity being replaced at the end of time, and his mental health problematical interpretation of Godly principles. It became obvious that his OP was plagiarized without comprehension (probably how it ended up in the Technology forum) and was just attention whoring. At that point it became fodder for entertainment. If he didn't want to entertain me, he had at least two routes of egress: stop replying to my posts (I would have reciprocated) and put me on ignore (his loss). He exercised free will in HIS choice to remain engaged and if you don't think he has the right to self determination, talk to UT about restricting him to a children's forum. I don't see where anyone else has a mouth except maybe, perhaps, if they actually gave a rats ass about him, to clue him in that if you don't want to get stung ... you don't play with scorpions. Throughout history scorpions have represented both good and evil: I'm just a mirror.
I suppose if you really did care about God or anyone at all and not just complicating others and satisfying your own agenda you would realize God is eternal which ever way you look at it and not just some pointless workman defeated in his plans... if you really cared you would work together for the better good to prove God as being a divine being that is beyond the understanding of all of us.. but apparently you don't care or else you would be more focused on proving God right and not reducing him to a stupid argument in the spectacle of the public...

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Old 11-14-2013, 08:34 AM   #28
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He exercised free will in HIS choice to remain engaged and if you don't think he has the right to self determination, talk to UT about restricting him to a children's forum.
Whether or not another person can 'handle it' is separate from your choice to be a dick. It's possible to be a dick to a Turing machine, too.


Also, just so you know, infinite sets are countable, and thus a trinity does not have to be a subset of the infinite.
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:05 PM   #30
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Whether or not another person can 'handle it' is separate from your choice to be a dick. ...
You say the above; but, after all the effort I put into keeping it within the realm of the opening post, trying to ensure that the other person can "handle it," then you seem to want to fault me for not expanding into aleph numbers by saying -

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Also, just so you know, infinite sets are countable, and thus a trinity does not have to be a subset of the infinite.
Also, just so you know, THE Trinity = God so they exist in aleph-naught which is infinite and in which every finite set has a maximum and finite unions of finite sets are finite. The key is to recognize that THE Trinity is not a union of sets finite or infinite; rather, it is an expression of infinity's relationship to a specific finite subset. This is evidenced by the fact that THE Trinity consists of God the Father who is infinite, God the Son (Jesus Christ), and God the Holy Spirit (the luv duv) in which both of the latter are dependent on the first for existence. If you take away God the Father, you don't have the other two. If you isolate the Son, the Holy Spirit, and the Father as separate infinite sets that are countable, you then define them. If you think you can define God ... that's not God. The purpose of having THE Trinity is to preserve the mystery of God.

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... be more focused on proving God right and not reducing him to a stupid argument ...
I just did that with Clodfobble who can be a forked tongue dingbat if she doesn't get her morning cup of coffee. I'm happy to see that you're taking this all in stride despite your detractors who've been implying that you're just a little girlie man due to your challenges. I don't think so, at least not while you're in compliance with your treatments. You can deal, man - you're a Mighty Dwellar:

Rat shit
Bat shit
Dirty old twat
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Cockpuppet, sockpuppet, anonymous too
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Who the fuck are you?
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