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Old 08-29-2007, 07:26 PM   #1
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jinx, come here. I need you.

Come down here and cook my steaks, woman. I'm getting in the tub! And your tea is getting cold.

love,

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Old 08-29-2007, 08:15 PM   #2
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Did she come?
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:23 PM   #3
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jinxy! jinxy!

really thought of meet the parents there for a second. Could you swing by here and cook the chicken breasts i bought today (with a vague idea i would be able to prepare and consume them myself)?
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:40 PM   #4
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What an example you are for the rest of us husbands, Jim. I think I'm going to post to one of Mrs. Dallas' mailing lists that we're running low on gin. Oh, and she needs to make an appointment for the birds to go to the vet.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:48 PM   #5
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Where is she?
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:50 PM   #6
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My guess is, she's either cooking steaks, or she's hunting down a 2x4 to beat Jim upside the head with, depending on what kind of mood she was in when she read that.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:57 PM   #7
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Every time I see this thread, I hear Jack Black saying "Kage come here I WANT YOU."

Coincidental? I'm thinking it was a subconscious leak, at the very least.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:58 PM   #8
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I was thinking more along the lines of Alexander Graham Bell ...
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:06 PM   #9
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Quit beating me to saying stuff.
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:18 PM   #10
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she came, she saw, she cooked my steaks.

i plan to use this thread to get a hold of her later. she never has her cell phone on her, and i turned off the home phone cuz its pointless.

worked great for me. oh, and my bath was lovely.
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:48 AM   #11
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I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.
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Old 08-30-2007, 06:56 AM   #12
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I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.
Tell it on the mountain, woman!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:36 AM   #13
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I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.
Ugghh - I always knew there was something wrong with lj - thanks for explaining it.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:16 AM   #14
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Wow Jim...what a fine way to shoot yourself in the foot in front of a bunch of witnesses.
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:23 AM   #15
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Wow Jim...what a fine way to shoot yourself in the foot in front of a bunch of witnesses.
I'd say we all lost respect for him, but that would require us to have had some to begin with. . . . Why are my sentences so complicated?
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