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Old 09-16-2014, 10:25 AM   #736
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I like this new phone Panasonic is now offering in Europe. Android 4.4 with a kick ass camera. A large, 1 inch sensor with 20 megapixels and a nice f2.8 lens that can be focused manually.

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Old 09-16-2014, 04:52 PM   #737
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I'M GUESSING this is to imply that it *nourishes* my hair.

Right. Maybe Carrie's hair, but not mine, thankyouverymuch. Ew.

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Old 09-17-2014, 01:38 PM   #738
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Is that an autograph? Is it her placenta? I might rub a little in there if'n it's hers...
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Old 09-23-2014, 05:18 PM   #739
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Old 09-24-2014, 09:12 AM   #740
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Tuesday is your day to clean it.
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Old 09-24-2014, 09:30 AM   #741
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I broke mine.
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Old 09-24-2014, 01:40 PM   #742
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Mine left.
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Old 09-25-2014, 03:47 PM   #743
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Aaaand here's your sign...the robot cock milker, left.

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Old 09-25-2014, 08:09 PM   #744
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A fickle fembot?
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:58 PM   #745
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The fickle goes with the fem, don't it?
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:18 PM   #746
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I can make out the word Sperm. Is the 2nd word, extractor? Is that for humans? Very short and lazy humans?
Cuz if that is what they've invented, they are crazier than I thought. Any man can have a wank finished in 3 minutes or less.

Sex is 92% mental. Even if that... Aperture felt exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bedazzled vajayjay, you'd still have to spend 10 minutes imagining it to overcome the image of the nu-nu from telletubbies that thing creates, in order to get set up for business.
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Old 09-27-2014, 11:04 AM   #747
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No ... just ... no.
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Old 10-08-2014, 06:37 PM   #748
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I never saw this product before and it's kind of neat.
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Old 10-09-2014, 07:03 PM   #749
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that *is* neat. I just saw that video last night elsewhere. very interesting. the 360 degree aspect looks great in the parking lot, but I wonder if there're some unintended consequences down the road, so to speak. I wonder how much... "rudder" there is, how much it feels like being "trailed" behind. do you know what I'm getting at? I don't think I'm expressing it very well.
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Old 10-09-2014, 07:15 PM   #750
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Yeah> I have no idea how it behaves. A beetle is a pretty light car and would probably behave weird pulling a trailer. But it looks like it works.

I have very little experience pulling trailers.
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