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View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles?
Yes, I am a man and I want you. 12 41.38%
Yes, I am a woman and I want you. 1 3.45%
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you. 11 37.93%
No, thats gross. 1 3.45%
I want pensive pam. 4 13.79%
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:49 AM   #1
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What men or women here would want me?

Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully. I know I'm being childish, but just humor me.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:59 AM   #2
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It's funny that you started this thread. I was thinking last night about how I seem to conflict with the women here moreso than the men, so was going to do a poll to see if my suspicions about which sex actually don't like me the most was correct.

After a bit of thought, I decided I actually don't care either way, so I didn't do it.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:01 AM   #3
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It's funny that you started this thread. I was thinking last night about how I seem to conflict with the women here moreso than the men, so was going to do a poll to see if my suspicions about which sex actually don't like me the most was correct.

After a bit of thought, I decided I actually don't care either way, so I didn't do it.
Oh, I know the answer. I still want the validation. :P
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:13 AM   #4
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I'll bite.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:15 AM   #5
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I'll bite.
Just not too hard please...
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:17 AM   #6
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Sorry, if there's no red marks the next day it doesn't count.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:19 AM   #7
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Oh, I'm cool with it as long as there is no broken skin and I don't wake up with a thirst for blood!
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:51 AM   #8
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Yes, I am a man and I want you.

The best little troll trouncer in Texas. I bloody luv you. Were I still in San Antone, I'd give you another reason to remember the Alamo.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:52 AM   #9
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Oh, I know the answer. I still want the validation. :P
The Cellar: Sorry. We don't validate.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:53 AM   #10
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And, btw, I am a man, and I want you.
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:48 AM   #11
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:01 AM   #12
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Definitively Yes.

But I love the last option....
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Old 04-28-2011, 04:56 AM   #13
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I refuse to vote in your heteronormative/cissexist poll based on the given options but

hot damn i'd be all over that in a heartbeat if we were geographically near enough for it to be feasible.
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Old 04-28-2011, 05:09 AM   #14
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I voted Yes, I am a woman but if i were a man I'd want you.

How can you have any doubts?
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:48 AM   #15
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But I have to pay $2 for porking
That's just not right!


I'mma do you (and let you finish!) but ....

any chance of a threesome with PP?
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