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Old 05-01-2011, 05:13 PM   #1
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My landlord has died...

His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)

Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him.

Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...
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Old 05-01-2011, 06:09 PM   #2
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Where do you live?
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Old 05-01-2011, 06:27 PM   #3
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Where do you live?
I prefer not to discuss such intimate details. I am a bit shy. It's just my general nature I guess. And from reading some of the posts on here, there does seem to be some fighting and nastyness going on.
So I guess we'll just see how it goes from here. Thanks for your reply, but you could have offered condolences...
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Old 05-01-2011, 06:33 PM   #4
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Old 05-01-2011, 06:44 PM   #5
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So the funeral is going to be tomorrow. I am somewhat nervous. I usually do not go to funerals for any reason. I get physically ill. When my grandpa and grandma died, I keep leaving the 'wake' because I could not stand the smell of the funeral parlar, nor seeing them in caskets. I don't want to be rude. But I don't want to go either. And now...who do I give my rent mone too? I guess his wife?
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Old 05-01-2011, 07:11 PM   #6
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Old 05-01-2011, 07:13 PM   #7
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I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.
Yet again, I am met with another rude response. What is wrong with some of you?
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Old 05-01-2011, 08:25 PM   #8
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George is an idiot.
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Old 05-01-2011, 08:29 PM   #9
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Old 05-01-2011, 08:35 PM   #10
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Old 05-01-2011, 08:44 PM   #11
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Please don't come out in my sock puppet, that's rude. And sticky.
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:17 AM   #12
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so... out of ideas? this is SO last year.
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Thank you for your kind words F***tard. Mr. Landlord was drunk when he came to my door. He was wearing a wife-beater T-shit that was covered in ketchup and mustard stains. He reeked of body odor and alcohol.

I was prepared with my wasp spray. You appear to own a home. You are fortunate. I am not. I can't sleep. This man is the devil.

Did you know that his bathroom is right above my tiny apt.?? Everytime he takes a piss, I have to hear it. Half the time he misses, and the urine comes through my ceiling. It is no way to live...

I have been a good and quiet tennant, and have never caused problems. I'm simply lost as to know what to do...and I don't want my parents to get upset. I am already a dissapointment to my entire family...

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Old 05-02-2011, 12:26 AM   #13
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Wait, your landlord was Osama goddam Bin fucking Laden??? Why didn't you say so??? There was $50,000,000 on him, for god's sake!
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Old 05-02-2011, 01:12 PM   #14
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His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)

Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him.

Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...
What exactly did you feed this guy?!?
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Old 05-02-2011, 01:25 PM   #15
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so... out of ideas? this is SO last year.
I think she mentioned the seashell thing before, too; whether here or on another post from somewhere else that someone reposted here.
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