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Old 05-02-2011, 12:06 AM   #16
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no, i was expensive pam
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Dear Expensive Pam,

Unfortunately your registration at Cafepharma Message Boards did not meet our membership requirements. Therefore your registration was deleted.

Sorry,
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:09 AM   #17
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but yeah... this is pam. she omitted the ketchup and mustard stains from her landlord's wife beater though.
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Old 05-02-2011, 04:29 AM   #18
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Never let a good quiz go to waste.

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
Both

2. Love or Financial Security?
Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart.

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.


4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.

5. What is your quest?
I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.


6. What color is the number six?
Visual purple

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle, Murder

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.

10. Are you having wine?
In these trousers? Hardly
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Old 05-02-2011, 08:12 AM   #19
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Already dealt with. "banned"
aw, damn.

was this ban an extension of Pam's request to be banned? Will s/he try again, or have you dropped the IP ban hammer on him/her?
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:01 AM   #20
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If she fixates upon us like we were some sort of Gotham Writers Contest, I'm afraid this will become a long-term problem.
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:09 AM   #21
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no, i was expensive pam
So you were not angry and needy enough?
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Old 05-02-2011, 01:19 PM   #22
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I never got a post in.
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Old 05-02-2011, 01:23 PM   #23
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Then who was pensive monkey?
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Old 05-02-2011, 01:58 PM   #24
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a cheap knockoff
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Old 05-02-2011, 02:07 PM   #25
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was away for a day and look what happens.

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Helleaux? McFLy? anyone home???
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Old 05-02-2011, 02:07 PM   #26
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Then who was pensive monkey?
Though passive aggressive attempts have been...attempted, this pensive monkey you speak of existed in the Cellar from July 14th, 2009 to July 29th, 2009, making 72 posts.

Obviously pensive monkey is not related to pam, or to this monkey. I can't speak for happy monkey. He could have been pensive at one time.

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15579

I like what you did thar, but don't forget the more obtuse among us cannot differentiate satire from true, when it looks as though they might actually get a burn in without looking like a complete moron, shutting their pinky in the door. Again! Sigh. Learning is difficult for some folks.



P.S. Jesus, please for your dad's sake quit riling up the children. tsk tsk tsk.
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Old 05-02-2011, 02:19 PM   #27
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If you're going to try to re-haunt us, at least come up with some different stories and whinyness.
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Old 05-02-2011, 03:19 PM   #28
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Prepare to get treated like shit.
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Old 05-02-2011, 03:28 PM   #29
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you are the biggest vagina. the BIGGEST.
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Old 05-02-2011, 03:38 PM   #30
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If she fixates upon us like we were some sort of Gotham Writers Contest, I'm afraid this will become a long-term problem.
Then it's time to invoke the 3 strikes rule for temporary bans in which if a temporarily banned person (strike 1) subsequently gets banned 2 more times under other usernames (strikes 2 & 3); then, the temporary ban automatically becomes permanent.

In this instance, the original temporary ban was for 6 months and violated once. The next violation would result in a permanent ban.

The alternative is to reward temporarily banned users who further harass the community by reinstating them anyway. That sets a precedence encouraging ALL banned users to harass their way back in whenever they feel like it.
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