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08-25-2005, 12:37 PM | #16 | |
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08-25-2005, 01:13 PM | #17 |
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Escalators.
Down Escalators. Ups are okay. I can manage downs, but there's this moment, when I'm at the top, I'm about to grab the moving handrails (both of them) and I kind of waggle back and forth a bit, like a downhill skier at the top of the run, waiting for the countdown, watching a couple of the steps move forward so I'm getting the timing, and then I have to step on while I still have my courage. Leave it too long, and I have to go take the stairs at the totally wrong end of the mall. That doesn't happen often though.
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08-25-2005, 01:43 PM | #18 | |
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08-25-2005, 01:44 PM | #19 | |
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08-25-2005, 02:00 PM | #20 |
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Chalk.... eww... i just got goose bumps typing the word out. Also any sort of unfinshed porcilen or ceramics... like an unseasoned pizza stone - yuk!!! Also, frogs, snakes, toads and fish. I enjoy eating fish, but alive fish - ick ick ick. OH... and solid butter... it needs to be melted or absorbed onto something before I'll even touch it.
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08-25-2005, 02:04 PM | #21 |
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Great topic...
The thing that lately really sends me into orbit is when my husband scratches his groin. Or anywhere NEAR it. The *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* sound alone makes me want to rip his arms off so he can never ever do it again. Even if he has just stepped out of the shower and put on clean undies, if I can hear *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* coming from the bathroom ~cringe~... He does it on purpose when he knows I am irritable, just to bug me. And I can't help but freak out at him. Gross.
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08-25-2005, 02:07 PM | #22 |
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ok guys, be honest - how many of you just scratched your groin to see if you could detect an audible *scritch* *scritch* *scritch* sound?
i scratched, but no sound.
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08-25-2005, 02:12 PM | #23 |
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OK, OK, to clarify...when he is naked, or just in underwear. The scritching may be from his hairy areas? Ugh. Stop making me think about it...
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08-25-2005, 02:18 PM | #24 |
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get him a good set of clippers and set him loose. (i think we had a thread on this somewhere?)
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08-25-2005, 02:21 PM | #25 |
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08-25-2005, 02:26 PM | #26 |
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NSFW? can't follow it right now, but let me guess - waxing?
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08-25-2005, 02:54 PM | #27 |
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HA...
He won't even get his monobrow done, no way would he do anything south of the border
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08-25-2005, 03:02 PM | #28 |
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do it for him. If he balks, get mean. Dunno if you ever (nsfw colored text alert) go down on him,but if you do, you have his most important possession in a very delicate state of affairs. You could shave the magna carta into his pubes with a pocket knife and he wouldn't move an inch for fear of far worse pain.
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08-25-2005, 03:44 PM | #29 |
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i'm DarkPhobic, and hate the fingernail scratchings against glass and board. but of course, clowns r scary too >.<"
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08-25-2005, 05:02 PM | #30 | |
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lol.... *snif* heh
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