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Old 04-02-2009, 01:42 AM   #346
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Old 04-02-2009, 02:20 AM   #347
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Oh.
My.
God.

That is the most perfect food ever.
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:45 AM   #348
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Shakin' bacon.
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:35 PM   #349
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I am one of the original members of the Bacon Cult, but EWWWWWWW.
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:45 PM   #350
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" Product Features

Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
Shelf Life of 12 years.
No refrigeration needed.
Jätte gott! "

I think I'll pass, thanks.....
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:47 PM   #351
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There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:55 PM   #352
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Would a rift in the space-time continuum be caused if you put both Squeez Bacon and Spray Cheez on the same Ritz Cracker?
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:03 PM   #353
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No, but you would stroke out if you ate it.
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:03 AM   #354
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No, but you would stroke out if you ate it.
C'mon people, live a little. Run with scissors... make ugly faces that might freeze... Squeez bacon.
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:51 PM   #355
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Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:03 PM   #356
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Hear hear, Pie - bring on the squeeze foie gras!
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:08 PM   #357
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On toast points. With cornichons.
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:24 PM   #358
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Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!
Seriously, man. Living dangerously with squeeze bacon is like indulging in promiscuous sex with ugly virgins.

If I'm going to slut it up, culinary-style or otherwise, I want it to be worth it!
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Old 04-03-2009, 02:43 PM   #359
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Gotta be greasy AND crunchy or it aint bacon.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:50 PM   #360
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MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE
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