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Old 07-26-2013, 04:13 PM   #631
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:13 PM   #632
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I tried three times to delete this post. Why won't you die???
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:14 PM   #633
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My knob is of the push/pull variety, but, it don't rotate like it used to.
A little lube should fix that right up.
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Old 08-29-2013, 03:34 PM   #634
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Something like this, only lighter.
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Old 09-10-2013, 10:10 AM   #635
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now I need a drink!
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Old 09-11-2013, 12:54 PM   #636
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Old 09-11-2013, 12:56 PM   #637
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Those have to be empty boxes or novelty items. Right?
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Old 09-11-2013, 01:14 PM   #638
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THIS JUST IN:

The 'Pet Petter' is a prank gift box, you put your gift in the prank box, and Viola!! Aunt Edith thinks she got a pet petter.


This also just in: As for the vuvuzela cd...prolly fake, too.

from G4tv:

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Record companies are sneaky when it comes to greatest hits compilations. Sure, they say it includes mega-hits like "Bzzzz" and "Peeppeep," but it usually ends up being a "live version" or some indulgent re-recording when all you want is the one you remember hearing from the World Cup.

Buyer beware!
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Old 10-22-2013, 04:38 PM   #639
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You think she's crying and raising hell now...

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Old 10-29-2013, 04:32 PM   #640
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:51 PM   #641
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:14 PM   #642
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:16 PM   #643
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How much would a commercial building pay to save 40,000 gal of water annually ?

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It's a waterless urinal.
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Old 12-14-2013, 03:38 PM   #644
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Wikipedia:

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Even when maintained according to recommendations, flushless urinals emit a fish-like odor that most people find unpleasant.
Pass.
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Old 12-14-2013, 04:17 PM   #645
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eeewuuuu.... that's the same smell as stinky tennis shoes.
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