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Old 02-25-2011, 11:31 AM   #481
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This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.
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Old 02-25-2011, 12:57 PM   #482
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This thread is Teh Flint
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Old 02-25-2011, 10:48 PM   #483
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in like flint?
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:51 PM   #484
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:58 AM   #485
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I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.

But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:23 AM   #486
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Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:39 AM   #487
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Old 03-18-2011, 11:39 AM   #488
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This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!
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Old 03-18-2011, 11:43 AM   #489
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This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.
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Old 03-18-2011, 11:58 AM   #490
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This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!
Hey, yeah!

This thread is on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you post in it once, you die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. This thread has tiger blood, man.
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:26 PM   #491
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:25 PM   #492
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This thread needs an enema.
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:26 PM   #493
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With threads like this, who needs enemas?

(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.)
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:56 PM   #494
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This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:57 PM   #495
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Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.
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