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Old 09-13-2015, 12:18 AM   #6031
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Today I learned about Zion curtains.



ETA: And then, I read up on the Alcohol Laws of Utah. Interesting read.
Can Christians trying to show how biblical they are stop trying to destroy imported Hebrew words? I don't know how Tziyon became Zion, but it reads as "fuck curtains", like curtains specifically made for fucking.

At least now I know I won't be able to go to Utah without giggling like a schoolgirl.
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:36 AM   #6032
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So tired... Waiting for groceries delivery after a busy night shift... Need to stay awake.... Must.. Find... More to post about....
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Old 09-13-2015, 06:13 PM   #6033
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Looking for jackets online... Oh yea sure I'd look good with those, I'd look fantastic in anything with those abs.

God damn it I wish there was a filter to see how they look on fat people.
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Old 09-14-2015, 01:47 PM   #6034
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Can Christians trying to show how biblical they are stop trying to destroy imported Hebrew words? I don't know how Tziyon became Zion, but it reads as "fuck curtains", like curtains specifically made for fucking.
So this

Name:  mtfuckchurch.JPG
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is a sign for Mount Fuck Baptist Church?
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Old 09-14-2015, 02:33 PM   #6035
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Yes, but only for the duty of procreation.
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Old 09-14-2015, 10:03 PM   #6036
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I am not sure...

Mountain of fuck? Like a hillside orgy club?
A mount that fucks? Like a horse?
Mount and fuck? Like a command? "Mount me!"?
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Old 09-14-2015, 10:07 PM   #6037
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zion
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Old 09-14-2015, 10:10 PM   #6038
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So I bought my first ubisoft game today on steam

'nough said

I.... I didn't know god damn it, I DIDN'T KNOW
*pulls on the bars and shakes the jail cage*

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Old 09-14-2015, 10:22 PM   #6039
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I know, it's still sounds closer to the hebrew word for fuck then to the hebrew pronunciation of zion.
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Old 09-18-2015, 12:32 PM   #6040
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I swear to God all I do in this fucking house is turn off lights, and close doors.

I have closed the utility room door at least five times today. I've turned off the hall light at least four times today.

And it's only 12:30. The parents have been up exactly two hours.

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Old 09-19-2015, 02:07 PM   #6041
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Dr. who fans who take pirate day to heart - UPLOAD FASTER GOD DAMN IT. Some of us don't have British television.
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:51 PM   #6042
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You could stream instead:

http://watchseries-online.ch/episode...ho-2005-s09e01
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Old 09-19-2015, 05:43 PM   #6043
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I meant upload to streaming websites - watching it right now.
edit: And.. Holy fuck....

Thanks for the extra streaming database though, those are always useful, and my usual one is lacking a couple of shows I had my eyes on.

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Old 09-20-2015, 05:29 PM   #6044
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Can't stop crying.
Not real soul-destroying weeping, that would be a different thread.

Just stupid eye-leaking at everything.
Bought Frozen at the carboot sale today. The first Disney film I've ever owned. Because generally I'm not a fan. But I liked "Let It Go" or whatever the song is called.

Weeping my way through it.
I mean.
Really.

Going to go and be nice to my rats.
That will probably make me cry too.

My G-D butter dish is making me cry.
Typing this is making me cry.

Need some Vaseline, stat, Otherwise I'll be chapped as well as bruised tomorrow. And trust me - you don't want to head into Winter with cracked skin on your eyebags.
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:29 PM   #6045
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In that case, I challenge you to try and watch this version without mixing a chuckle into the tears:
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