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Old 07-14-2009, 11:00 PM   #31
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1. left or right handed? Right.
2. pepsi or cola? Depends on my mood. Generally prefer Coke.
3. mayo or ketchup? Depends what I'm eating. I like both.
4. shark or dolphin? Ooh, dolphin, for sure. Very afraid of sharks.
5. where was your mama on 9/11? I don't know. I was in Brazil.
6. who should EAD? Er...
7. please provide a recipe for the IOTD on your birthday (any year). Er...
8. you do know what IOTD is, right? Er........
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:10 AM   #32
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Hiya Pensive.

So, what will happen when Pensive Monkey meets Happy Monkey?

I don't think we should let them breed, though, it could create a race of active-bipolar-manic-depressive monkeys, and I'm not sure we want that.
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:16 AM   #33
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So my sex up to this point has been a mystery. Curious to see what you all think I am. Male, female, both, or neither?
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:22 AM   #34
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Well, it's all we're really interested in actually, all that stuff about your personality was just pretense.

Actually, I'll guess female, based on career path and subjects studied.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:08 AM   #35
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I'm guessing male, but I'm usually wrong.
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:26 AM   #36
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Not very good, I should think. Monkeys aren't fat enough. (This is not my way of proclaiming to be gloriously slender, by the way.)
I'd guess female. I've never heard a male combine a superlative with the word slender; but, there's a first time for everything!

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Old 07-15-2009, 06:33 AM   #37
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Welcome to the Cellar, PM!

I'm guessing your sex is female.
I'm guessing mine is infrequent.
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:19 AM   #38
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yeah I think female too, that's why Sleeve's post jumped out at me. If you're male, looks like you're going to need to butch up a little or you'll have Sheldon scratching at your door
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:35 AM   #39
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If you're male, looks like you're going to need to butch up a little or you'll have Sheldon scratching at your door
BACK door!
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:05 AM   #40
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My bad, I thoguht there had been a gender reference somewhere earlier.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:53 AM   #41
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Ha. Female it is. I guess the "gloriously slender" was a dead giveaway, wasn't it.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:59 AM   #42
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I work for peanuts.
Seriously? You mean like for The Estate of Charles Schulz?

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Old 07-15-2009, 11:02 AM   #43
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Seriously? You mean like for The Estate of Charles Schulz?

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Old 07-15-2009, 11:18 AM   #44
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Howdy Monkey! Welcome to the circus!
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:55 PM   #45
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I'd guess female. I've never heard a male combine a superlative with the word slender; but, there's a first time for everything!

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Haven't you ever listened to UG?
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