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Old 12-03-2013, 11:22 AM   #1
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Australia as seen by Americans

Highly inaccurate, but funny, none the less.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/...n-by-americans
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:11 PM   #2
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It is funny.
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Old 12-03-2013, 04:30 PM   #3
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Funny, but not hard to believe.
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Old 12-04-2013, 08:27 AM   #4
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Old 12-04-2013, 02:14 PM   #5
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Glatt don't want Jersy here. Jersy don't wanna be here.
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Old 12-04-2013, 02:22 PM   #6
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Sooo...where are the dropbears?

I saw spiders, snakes, crocodiles, more spiders, more snakes, some P. Shermans, whatever the hell they are...

WHERE are the dropbears???

Also, are there werekangaroos? Cuz werekangaroos sound scary as fuck.


ETA: And not a Bruce in sight.
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Old 12-06-2013, 01:50 AM   #7
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Marsupials evolved in Australia (primarily). How long will it take Australian women to evolve into marsupials. I've seen some pictures of Australian women with what appear to be pouches.
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Old 12-09-2013, 06:44 AM   #8
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ali, you know I was just picking at you. no offense was meant
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:10 AM   #9
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Of course Sarge. lol
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:40 AM   #10
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Sarge, you're so funny :p
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Old 12-09-2013, 05:02 PM   #11
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I simply worry about offending the beautiful women on here. The rest I don't give a damn about
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Old 12-10-2013, 04:36 AM   #12
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"All women are beautiful under the skin" Ed Gein.
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:04 AM   #13
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"All women are beautiful under the skin" Ed Gein.
cool. i'll skin the next girl I go out with and start making a skin suit. this is going to be fun!!
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:27 AM   #14
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Hahahahah.

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
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