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Forum: Home Base 10-14-2002, 10:58 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 8,170
Posted By hertz
A bona fide Wrightism from The Onion...

A bona fide Wrightism from The Onion (http://www.theonion.com):

The Onion: Is there a God?
Steven Wright: Ahhh ... You'll have to ask Jesus.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 05-02-2002, 09:10 AM
Replies: 474
Views: 292,185
Posted By hertz
Re: Lyrics with meaning

If you can't change the world, change yourself.
And if you can't change yourself, change your world.

Lonely Planet - The The
Forum: Cellar Meta 04-23-2002, 06:59 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,798
Posted By hertz
That would be great. And I thought that the...

That would be great.

And I thought that the epitome of WAP functionality was being able to read comp.lang.java.* during a screening of The Time Machine.
Forum: Politics 04-13-2002, 08:41 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 6,360
Posted By hertz
[/B] I don't see why wholesale prices need to...

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I don't see why wholesale prices need to increase. Most transactions between distributors and retailers use non-cash payment methods.

And even if cash is paid, worst case is an extra 4...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-21-2002, 09:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,412
Posted By hertz
I would at least ask for a really big hard hat. ...

I would at least ask for a really big hard hat.

Or some cologne. Imagine walking out there smelling like the biggest fish any of those birds had ever seen.
Forum: Technology 01-21-2002, 09:41 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 7,480
Posted By hertz
Can't comment on it, having never used it, but...

Can't comment on it, having never used it, but here is a link to something that might do what you want:

Just Another Splitter (http://www.mpeghelp.com/jasdownload.htm)

Other than that, start...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-21-2002, 09:30 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,571
Posted By hertz
Hence, the best form of defense while being...

Hence, the best form of defense while being stalked around your house by a group of Irish militants wearing night vision goggles is to wait until they get real close and then flip the lights on.
...
Forum: Cellar Meta 01-14-2002, 10:51 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 10,682
Posted By hertz
A much cooler and geekier name would be "Human...

A much cooler and geekier name would be "Human Human Relations" (a variation of a well known quote (http://www.trilogysounds.f2s.com/download/3po.cgi?file=18)).
Forum: Home Base 01-14-2002, 10:43 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 9,259
Posted By hertz
It's definately a client side "attack" :) ...

It's definately a client side "attack" :)

Yep, that's my c drive alright. Even the context menu pops up with a right click of the mouse.
Forum: Image of the Day 01-09-2002, 06:30 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,320
Posted By hertz
A sensible idea, except that it didn't...

A sensible idea, except that it didn't (http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/stories/s129791.htm) work (http://www.smh.com.au/news/0005/22/national/national14.html).

It sounds like everyone involved (except...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-07-2002, 04:34 AM
Replies: 588
Views: 90,067
Posted By hertz
sycamore, I can't accept your apology, because...

sycamore, I can't accept your apology, because there was no need to offer it in the first place ;)

Now, on a related note, I was going to apologise to the masses. I was going to say I'm sorry I...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-06-2002, 06:17 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 9,460
Posted By hertz
Amelie from Montmartre

Finally saw Amelie from Montmartre last night. More than an hour on the train because none of the multiplex cinemas will be showing it for a few weeks yet. <sigh>

This was a romantic movie. Not...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-05-2002, 10:55 PM
Replies: 588
Views: 90,067
Posted By hertz
Well, the masses (bless 'em) are welcome to...

Well, the masses (bless 'em) are welcome to whatever (http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/) they choose instead.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-05-2002, 10:44 PM
Replies: 588
Views: 90,067
Posted By hertz
Have to agree (as long as you meant anything...

Have to agree (as long as you meant anything *after* Wish). Certainly haven't been motivated enough to buy anything. Which, admittedly, may be as much a reflection on me as on the band.

I tend...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 01-04-2002, 06:36 AM
Replies: 588
Views: 90,067
Posted By hertz
Here are a few of the disks that I have found...

Here are a few of the disks that I have found myself in the mood for lately ...

New Order - Get Ready

I can't believe how long these guys have been around for. And they still butter my bread. ...
Forum: Home Base 01-02-2002, 05:25 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,796
Posted By hertz
Thanks for all your suggestions. Spanish looks...

Thanks for all your suggestions. Spanish looks to be the right choice.

(Although comments like "Castillian Spanish will get you funny looks in Mexico" and "Puerto Rican Spanish...that's a WHOLE...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 01-02-2002, 04:54 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 13,696
Posted By hertz
Umm ... why? I suppose it would be an easy way...

Umm ... why? I suppose it would be an easy way to find yours at a party if you're waiting outside, at the agreed time, in the freezing rain, waiting to give them a ride home.

But other than that...
Forum: Home Base 12-30-2001, 09:32 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,796
Posted By hertz
Re: Re: learning a new language

That is the biggest unknown for me at this point. What do I know about English? I just use it to express thoughts. It (on the surface, at least) requires no extra effort on my part.

I remember...
Forum: Home Base 12-30-2001, 07:42 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,796
Posted By hertz
learning a new language

Hi guys,

At the ripe old age of 27 I've decided to learn a new language. Knowing that it would have been much easier while I was young, I'm hoping that my brain is still plastic enough to cope. ...
Forum: The Internet 12-19-2001, 07:32 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,727
Posted By hertz
Not really, but thanks for the suggestion :) ...

Not really, but thanks for the suggestion :)

The good news is, I found the site.

It's called sweetcode (http://sweetcode.org). It was listed on memepool...
Forum: The Internet 12-18-2001, 06:54 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,727
Posted By hertz
Question Innovative open software

I remember a while ago a site that listed innovative open software projects. But I've lost the link, and can't remember where I read the referring article.

The site was kind of like freshmeat,...
Forum: Home Base 11-08-2001, 07:11 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 9,553
Posted By hertz
All this talk of driving has reminded me of one...

All this talk of driving has reminded me of one of my pet peeves.
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