If you died...

...would you be the last person to kill this thread?

Forget about tiger blood, this thread has got spensive spam blood!

Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.

If you can't kill this thread can you please kill the word association thread? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase?

We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to Meta for a cup of coffee, without the coffee, even though we opened accounts here in the same month and year. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.

Now you come and say "kill the word association thread, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase" But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Dwellar." You come into this thread on a day which has been one of the hottest of the year and you ask me to do murder - not cool.

Monkey, Monkey, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, these threads that are ruining your Cellar life would be locked this very day. And if by some chance a whiny Cellarite like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you since these threads would not only be killed, it would be made to look like a murder suicide!

Some day, and that day was yesterday, I may want you to post full frontal nudity in the NSFW thread. But until that happens, consider this post my gift to you on this, one of the hottest days so far this year, because you've got a snowball's chance in hell of your request being granted.

Wow, look who thinks everyone is talking to him!

You have that same snowball's chance in hell of me posting full frontal, full backal, semi-frontal, semi-backal, full sideways, or even upside down nudity. However, you should keep dreaming as that's what makes the world go around.

At least this post was vaguely interesting, unlike the typical exchanges between the same 3 or 4 people:

dog

fog!

london

pants

smart

chip


Freaking genius, isn't it?

Oh. Is this thread still here?

There's no thread here. This is not the thread you're looking for.

This thread has been discontinued due to lack of interest.

PM me!

Now that this thread is dead, I can post the following. Take from it what you will. (By making this post, I've doubled my culpability in keeping the thread alive.):

User Name Posts
toranokaze 72
sexobon 58
Spexxvet 54
Pie 39
monster 32
Gravdigr 32
Shawnee123 25
capnhowdy 21
Yznhymr 16
lumberjim 13
limey 13
Brianna 9
jujuwwhite 9
ZenGum 8
xoxoxoBruce 8
infinite monkey 7
Undertoad 7
classicman 7
Flint 7
TheMercenary 6
Kagen4o4 6
Crimson Ghost 5
Griff 5
Razzmatazz13 5
Scriveyn 5
spudcon 5
richlevy 4
Sundae 4
SteveDallas 4
Pete Zicato 3
wolf 3
smoothmoniker 3
fargon 3
Cicero 3
Clodfobble 3
SamIam 2
DangerouslySimple 2
squirell nutkin 1
glatt 1
freshnesschronic 1
DanaC 1
lookout123 1
Getgo 1
Happy Monkey 1
gvidas 1
Pico and ME 1
GunMaster357 1
skunkee7 1

I'm not just a NUMBER! (I'm actually two separate numbers.)

:lol:

I will not give up. I will never, ever give up.

I'm never gonna give you up either, spexx. I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around and desert you.

I might dessert you though. ;)

Like an icecream cone, please.:blush:

I scream you scream, well mostly you scream, for ice cream.

:lol: