This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.

This thread is Teh Flint

in like flint?

My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.

I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.

But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.

Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?

I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.

This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.

Hey, yeah! :eek:

This thread is on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you post in it once, you die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. This thread has tiger blood, man.

bi-threading

This thread needs an enema.

With threads like this, who needs enemas?

(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.) :lol:

This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear

Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.