no alive and kicking, but soon...

I was surprised that no one did a clone thread like "Be the last person to kill this cat" since cats have nine lives you know. How about "Be the last person to kill the Energizer Bunny" since it just keeps on going and going. It could even have been "Be the last person to kill this immortal" and we would have had to cut someones head off!

Has anyone tried driving an oaken stave through its heart?

I command thee to DIE, evil thread.

I think we need...Il Duce.

Those get pretty good mileage don't they?

What this thread needs is a DOCTOR!

No, not Dr. Who; rather, Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

He isn't around any more

Fuck this goddam thread.

Did clodfobble's brain say it could die?

Ms Fobble's Brain said this thread has run its course. Therefore, if you post another damn word, Clodfobble's Brain will come and annihilate you.

I shall have this thread's head on my wall

He can lead by example.

I predict this thread will end with post #666 which is when Clodfobble's Brain will come and annihilate us. Scary implications huh?

And this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home

should have become bacon