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This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.
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This thread is Teh Flint
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in like flint?
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My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.
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I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.
But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know. |
Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?
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I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.
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This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!
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This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.
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This thread needs an enema.
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With threads like this, who needs enemas?
(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.) :lol: |
This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear
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Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.
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This cross thread drift contamination cannot be for the general good -what happens if we get genetically moderated spam leaking out?
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That would throw a monkey wrench into the works now wouldn't it!
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Spanner!
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I once walked a spanner...well at lest that is what the police report said
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Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop *POP*(2x) Call my baby Lollipop Tell you why 'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie And when he does'nt shake he rock and dance Man I haven't got a chance I call him Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop *POP* Sweeter than candy on a stick Huckle berry, cherry, or rye If you have a choice you fill your pick But Lollipop is mine... Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop *POP* Crazy way he thrills me Tell you why Just like a lightning from the sky He loves to kiss me 'Till I can't see straight GEE, my Lollipop is great! I call him... Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop *POP* Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop oh Lollipop |
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a... A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody's talking about the bird! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird... Surfin' bird Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah! Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Well don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow |
Obama is about to attack this thread with a coalition of like minded countries with a UN mandate in the name of choosing sides in your civil war...
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This thread is your GOD!!
On your knees!!!! |
30 pieces of silver? I'm in like Flint! Bye bye thread.
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This thread is tougher than Sam Whittemore.
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If you died...
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Forget about tiger blood, this thread has got spensive spam blood!
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Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.
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If you can't kill this thread can you please kill the word association thread? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase?
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We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to Meta for a cup of coffee, without the coffee, even though we opened accounts here in the same month and year. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.
Now you come and say "kill the word association thread, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase" But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Dwellar." You come into this thread on a day which has been one of the hottest of the year and you ask me to do murder - not cool. Monkey, Monkey, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, these threads that are ruining your Cellar life would be locked this very day. And if by some chance a whiny Cellarite like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you since these threads would not only be killed, it would be made to look like a murder suicide! Some day, and that day was yesterday, I may want you to post full frontal nudity in the NSFW thread. But until that happens, consider this post my gift to you on this, one of the hottest days so far this year, because you've got a snowball's chance in hell of your request being granted. |
Wow, look who thinks everyone is talking to him!
You have that same snowball's chance in hell of me posting full frontal, full backal, semi-frontal, semi-backal, full sideways, or even upside down nudity. However, you should keep dreaming as that's what makes the world go around. At least this post was vaguely interesting, unlike the typical exchanges between the same 3 or 4 people: dog fog! london pants smart chip Freaking genius, isn't it? |
Oh. Is this thread still here?
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There's no thread here. This is not the thread you're looking for.
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This thread has been discontinued due to lack of interest.
PM me! |
Now that this thread is dead, I can post the following. Take from it what you will. (By making this post, I've doubled my culpability in keeping the thread alive.):
User Name Posts toranokaze 72 sexobon 58 Spexxvet 54 Pie 39 monster 32 Gravdigr 32 Shawnee123 25 capnhowdy 21 Yznhymr 16 lumberjim 13 limey 13 Brianna 9 jujuwwhite 9 ZenGum 8 xoxoxoBruce 8 infinite monkey 7 Undertoad 7 classicman 7 Flint 7 TheMercenary 6 Kagen4o4 6 Crimson Ghost 5 Griff 5 Razzmatazz13 5 Scriveyn 5 spudcon 5 richlevy 4 Sundae 4 SteveDallas 4 Pete Zicato 3 wolf 3 smoothmoniker 3 fargon 3 Cicero 3 Clodfobble 3 SamIam 2 DangerouslySimple 2 squirell nutkin 1 glatt 1 freshnesschronic 1 DanaC 1 lookout123 1 Getgo 1 Happy Monkey 1 gvidas 1 Pico and ME 1 GunMaster357 1 skunkee7 1 |
I'm not just a NUMBER! (I'm actually two separate numbers.)
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I will not give up. I will never, ever give up.
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I'm never gonna give you up either, spexx. I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around and desert you.
I might dessert you though. ;) |
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I scream you scream, well mostly you scream, for ice cream.
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I've wasted 58, now 59, posts of my life in this thread! But then, it is in Nothingland: Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! :thumb: |
ew, I'm sharing a number with someone. I want a number of my own. 666 should do it.
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hurrah!
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Harrumph!
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Tell all my mourners
To mourn in red -- Cause there ain't no sense In my bein' dead. "Wake" by Langston Hughes |
Is there a deadline for killing this thread?
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The statute just passed. This thread is officially dead now.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled posting. |
Maybe it faked its own death.
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it coulda been a thread of the living dead.
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New and Improved Zombie Apolcalypse, coming in 2012!
WATCH THIS SPACE! |
Now looking at the space above makes it seem like Obama is out to reenergize a Zombie Apocalypse.
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My plan is falling into place. Mwaaahaaaaahaaaa MWAAAAAAhahahahhaaaaaa!
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