Fuck this goddam thread

There's an echo in here.

There's an echo in here.

echo in here - in here - here. . .

Hear?

hear................................meat

meet?

no meat

:spam1:

this is an unkillable thread

ORLY?
 

Oh, it's killable alright. One just needs to hire a hit man (moderator) who accepts contributions to the Cellar for the privilege of being the last person to kill [last post, thread locked] this thread. Since this thread is naturally occurring and not contrived for that purpose, I see no impropriety in this approach to finagling ones way into being the last person to kill it. If the community isn't ready for this thread to die, there won't be an acceptable offer. I'll start the bidding at:

US $5 contribution to be the last one to kill this thread.

There's a first time for everything and it's for a good cause.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

Merely unlikeable.

We often don't believe what we don't like

This thread!
It isn't dead!

It's still hanging on,

WAIT FOR IT ......

by a thread.

::snip::

my heart string

We're all just puppets here.

So, who's hand is up your bum, then?

Ahem, it's politically incorrect to say "bum." They're hobos.

Her g-string. snap

I *like* sex.

*lurks*

Razzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatyaupto?

It will not die in a box,
it will not die on a fox,
I cannot kill this thread of rich's
stop your posting, fucking bitches!

It's Suessimost the Forum Post!

:notworthy

Do you think we're a bunch of competitors, when we can't let go of a challenge like this?

I'm not competitive at all! I bet I'm WAY less competitive than you. Tell you what, meet me after school, in the parking lot, and we'll fight over who is the least competitive. :lol:

(yeah, I'm pretty competitive)

Haggis!
Reminds me of:

- Amish Paradise, Weird Al Yankovic

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2

3

Get thee back to Digitopolis!

ineffectively killin this thread...how bout you?

And it's 1 - 2 - 3, what are we postin' for?

Don't ask me I don't give a damn, the next stop is Nothingland

And it's 5 - 6 - 7, open up the pearly gates

Well, there ain't no time to wonder why

Whoopee! - this thread's gonna die

Me is werkin at a unibersity. fah reel.


Sorry, Sexo, that would have been a good finish, but I haven't seen Razz in ages.

we need to count down, not up.....

69......


what?

77 is better than 69.

5

5.0000000000001

Your number's up.

so your face!

.

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:eyeball:

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boobs!

I think i'mm'a make this thread immortal:

toni braxton's dress is made from dead camel spiders and enough whale penis to fence a yard

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:shocking:

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No, I will not kill this thread - I deem it shall last for all eternity.

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69

Stockholm syndrome - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Woman to masochist friend: Why do you stay married to that wife-beating husband of yours?

Masochist: Beats me.

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C'mon people. Everytime people on the internet continue a pointless thread, God lets a mime live.