Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you (and vice versa :p:).

post below if you wanna felch gadaffi

Oh hai, you dropped your thread.

Felcher.

Welcome back Razz!

I'd be offended but I'm not 100% sure what a felch is...so I'll Google it later.

Thanks.

Hiya Razz!


Uhh ... don't google that.

At least, not in public.

Use Private Browsing, or delete your search history afterwards.

Resurrected after 11 months. Hmmm...

Heh, Razz, just be offended.

:lol2:

I've been waiting to call you a cock again, razz.


Welcome back, cock.

•spoken in to my phone

Good to know, I'll take your word for it.


me?

Done, annnnd done.

Waiting all this time for little ole me? Aw shucks.

Ahem.

No, nothing.
Just clearing my throat.

That Mitt Romney seems like a nice well-grounded boy.

I've heard people say he's a mittwit; or, something like that.

Happy Holidays!:santa:


Don't drink and drive.

:drunk: + :driving: = :dead:

I haven't been in love for over a decade.
I need to fall in love.

You can love this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cUe...eature=mh_lolz

Wow. Four months. It almost got away.

Time for a jump start....

Oh my ... is this thing ON [tap tap]

What happened to Pie?

Come here you fuckin thread!! I'm gonna immortalize ya. Come here ya wascally little fuck, I got sumpin for yer ass!!!

Die you scummy little fuck, DIE!!

Pie decided to leave




i have some reason to believe it is due to my politics

i no longer have any politics but...

f her if that is the reason

As long as it's leave and not Leave. So many Cellarites seem to be in mortal peril recently that I'm very sensitive to changes.

Of course, not everyone can be as lucky as my favorite dog, who by now is 40 years old and living on that farm that my parents told me he moved to when he was 11......;)

I've made garlic butter to put on new potatoes tomorrow.
I now can't work out whether I simply smell of garlic, or if I have made the whole house smell of garlic...

Someone call me. Please.
Not as a garlic advisor, just someone to talk to on a long weekend.
Rich is excused. Not because he has a note, just because he called me yesterday.

Am now going to snooze.
It's on my enjoy list.
I made cheese scones earlier (of which two are now left) and Mum has dinner sorted.

ZZZzzzz.

Well my retanas are still there thats a good thing. But it looks like it is a threat that will never go away so another sword a Damocles hangs above my head.

Hordor is on report for lack of imagination.

All he needs is an iPad with Proloquo2Go installed on it.

Snakes run turbans for sale.

ten frogs in space have unusual fights because there are candy bars in the store, and blue things have to wait for the signal.

Dour cheeks approach watermelons shyly. Under limited yellow uncertainty, history must exhume transpiration.

You don't say?

:lol:

Easy, this will be last post! Whoever posts after this is a cunt!

I'm a cunt.
Punt me.

Hey Sundae! Fucking love you too girl!

To date, I've killed more hobos than I have killed threads.

But I'm working on it.

Oh, I've killed me some threads...


...but, this zombie-thread shit I don't know from.

Did I win yet?

Not yet.

Oh Well

Stop playing about in the archives!

Wow this stayed alive till 2015? *whistles* Impressive.

It Is ALIVE.

2016, actually.;)

It's among the undead.

It's like a cat, it has 9 lives.

It's an immortal. There can be only one.

I saw him in Hail Caesar!

(check out sex tape)

This thread has a sex tape?

I don't remember making a tape here.

I don't remember sex.

I still remember it. I ain't had none in a while, but I remember it fondly.

Fondly, Adverb form of "Fondle"
To enhance by addition of erotic caress, "He grabbed her pu$$y fondly."

I saw that MaggieL was logged in today; but, she wasn't the last person to kill this thread.

This thread can die in a ditch for all I care.

'Sposed to make 72 today. I'm for the river. See you guys later.

The poster after me was voluntarily fisted by DJT#45 and enjoyed it so much, they asked for an encore

Catch-22: DJT#45 wouldn't do it if it were voluntary.

Beware the Ides of March
 

Dwellars only kill threads by slow torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
Dwellars only kill threads by slow torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya

or indeed mandatory.....