Two blondes are walking when one looks down and says "Look, rabbit tracks."

The other says "No, those are deer tracks."

"Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks", "Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks".

Five minutes later they were both hit by a train.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Abbreviation

Contraction

oxymoron

toupee

Or not toupee

Sally Rodgers

Sally Field

The Flying Nun

The Singing Nun

Maria, from The Sound of Music

Goddamned irritating bitches

I Lurv wimmin

I love people less every day

Humanity I like, it's people that I can't stand

People suck

Yes they do

"...I get older, but they stay the same age. Yes they do."[/Wooderson]

17 Will get you 20

Chester the Molester

Chest hair

Tea chest

Coffee Can

Cute Doggie

Bull Corn
Something Uncle Hound used to say.

Brer Fox

Foxy Babe like Keryx

Foxy Brown

Jackie Brown
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119396/

Jackie O

Wacky Tobacky

Hacky Sack

Hackensack

Newark

Liberty International

Liberty University

Harvard

UW La Crosse

Hockey

Coulee Region Chill
http://www.crchill.com/

Hoover Dam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoover_Dam
It's prettier.

Buffalo Bill Dam, Cody, WY.

(Because I haven't been to the other two).

Annie Oakley

Li'l Sharpshooter

Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show

Silence Of The Lambs

Quiet please!

~Blazing Saddles

Cleavon Little

Sheriff Bart

Bart the Fart

Bartholomew Roberts
https://www.thoughtco.com/facts-abou...oberts-2136237

Yarr.