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Shawnee123 02-25-2011 11:31 AM

This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.

monster 02-25-2011 12:57 PM

This thread is Teh Flint

toranokaze 02-25-2011 10:48 PM

in like flint?

Spexxvet 03-02-2011 06:51 PM

My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.

Gravdigr 03-06-2011 01:58 AM

I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.

But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.

limey 03-06-2011 11:23 AM

Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?

Spexxvet 03-06-2011 11:39 AM

I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.

sexobon 03-18-2011 11:39 AM

This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

lookout123 03-18-2011 11:43 AM

This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.

infinite monkey 03-18-2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 717314)
This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

Hey, yeah! :eek:

This thread is on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you post in it once, you die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. This thread has tiger blood, man.

monster 03-23-2011 10:26 PM

bi-threading

Gravdigr 03-24-2011 01:25 PM

This thread needs an enema.

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 01:26 PM

With threads like this, who needs enemas?

(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.) :lol:

monster 03-24-2011 03:56 PM

This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 03:57 PM

Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.


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