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of course not. It can levitate.
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I love it.
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Squrl jail.
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She said the bear was calm, but they drugged it anyway. Good idea, a bear that size will fuck you up.
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Bald squirrel in Britain. See why they're called tree rats.
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It doesn't look like a baby, which means it's already survived a winter or two without their help, right?
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I've seen squirrels with major hair loss before. They probably want to capture it to definitively diagnose whether it's a mutation, poisoned; or, diseased without alarming the public.
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Stop press! They've caught it.
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Send someone over to Limey's for a couple of knitted sweaters.
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They picked it up from NYC rats. :eek3:
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Forced perspective re: the photo.
A 41 lb rat would be as big as a fair-sized beaver, much larger than this bad boy. That's an awesome rat, don't get me wrong... Sundae, what do your boys weigh (I sad 'boys', not the girls, I'm talking about rats, here;))? A pound, pound and a half? |
A 41-lb. rat would be as big as a 5-year-old child.
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I just know that when I came back from staying at Mum's, and picked up Otis, he was skin and bone. Broke my heart, especially after what happened when I gave Diz into someone else's care. Duncan was still fat as butter though. FTR - Otis has put weight back on. He's looking healthy and climbing around as before. But his breathing is still like someone sawing a log. But I made the decision NOT to take him back to the vets. He's better off with Duncan, with me. Time away from us is punishment in his ratty brain. But back to the O/P - wow, that's a big-arse rat, forced perspective or not! |
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Doesn't it depend on whether it a 5 year old boy or girl? I mean sugar and spice vs snakes and snails? :blush:
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I can't say it.
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Beetles be wildlife, and the closer you look the wilder they be, especially in slo-mo.
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Giant goanna gives Australian man a shock after climbing across his house
Eric Holland heard a banging noise and emerged from his shed to discover a five-foot goanna splayed across his side wall http://s9.postimg.org/cfxz07ucv/Goanna.jpg A man who discovered a five-foot goanna climbing across the side of his house in Australia said he “couldn't have been more shocked if a Martian had landed”. Eric Holland, 80, was working in the shed in his back garden when he heard a banging noise and emerged to discover the giant reptile splayed across the side wall of his house. He said the creature’s claws “had to be bloody 40 millimetres [1.6 inches] long at least". "It blew the cobwebs out of me," he told ABC News. "He climbed up the bricks and got under the eve and his tail was twitching and hitting on the pipe... My yellow streak started to show and I jumped back in the shed." This goanna was thought to be a lace monitor, a native Australian reptile, which can grow to up to about seven feet in length. For the most part goannas are wary of humans, but are considered dangerous on account of their sharp teeth and claws. Mr Holland, who lives in Albury in New South Wales, said the goanna quickly left the property and has not been seen since. He took a photograph of the creature and was surprised when it made the local paper, though the image has since gone viral on social media. "I couldn't have been more shocked if a Martian had landed," he said. "I'll be wearing my long pants and my big boots outside, that's for sure.” Daily Telegraph Incidentally, the original text said that '...goannas are weary of humans'. I think they meant 'wary'. I dunno, though... |
Damn Australia...
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Friends of mine emigrated to Western Australia a few years ago.
Initially they rented a house before buying their own. They visited the dwelling, in the later stages of construction, while the kitchen was being painted. The painter opened the pantry door and retreated at best speed having found a Dugite in there. The world's first formation laundry moment was narrowly avoided. :eek: |
Dugite? See? I haven't even heard of that one!
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The Aussies all live clustered along the coast. It's easy to see why. :eek:
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Just waiting for a boat big enough to get by the sharks and crocs...
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Conveniently situated between the snakes and the sharks. ;) |
Perth, over on the dog's chin. ;)
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No, no, they're just a tail that fell off something.
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Buster points out this cute video he saw on FB of a raccoon grooming a kitty.
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And he also points out this video.
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Matthias Wandel is always coming up with something good. No mice were injured in the filming of this video.
Holy shit, is it easy to post a video twice - once regular and once wide. It took like 2 seconds. Literally. |
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To appeal to a wider audience.
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If he's not putting water in the bucket, then sulfuric acid so we could watch it dissolve Terminator style. Or take the live mouse out and draw & quarter, burn at the stake, or live vivisection it, for entertainment value. :Flush:
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Ohhhh when I was in the farmhouse I read about this type of trap. I really should have built one, because I could have left it there when I departed.
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Or killing next to nature.
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sad.
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Yet you slaughter those mushrooms without remorse. Tsk tsk tsk. :p:
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A psychologist? It's a fucking rabbit, a dangerous rabbit, kill it with fire. How many animals could they shelter with what they're spending on one damn rabbit? :eyebrow:
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See, even in the old days this bunny was ready to slice his enemies like hard boiled eggs or cheese.
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A buddy built himself a pond/waterfall in his backyard, and eventually put a few little bass in there to have something to watch swim around. He got a duckling later. That duck was pretty good size and the little bass would still try to get him. It was kinda funny watching the fish stalk the duck, then grab him and pull him under by one leg. The duck would erupt up outta the water like he was being eaten alive. He prolly thought he was.
His name was Aflac. The duck, not the fish. The fish didn't have a name, he wasn't going to come to ya nohow. |
Small Bass, big duck = dog, car. OK you caught it, what now? :haha:
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Momdigr dug up an old Christmas card.
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Osprey, I think...
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Sing it brother, and a handsome lad you were.
One can only imagine the time and effort involved in the transition from there to here. :p: :lol: |
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