Happy Hour.

It's alive! It's alive! Oh God, IT'S ALLLIIIVVVEEE!!!!!!

ha ha .... hmmmm... lemme post something I think is relevant ... that should do it.

"He's bankrupt"?

Who's paying?

I can't remember.

I was channelling Marge there. She goes to a show where a magician/hypnotist asks for a volunteer and, because she's a bit tipsy, goes up onstage saying, "I'll do it. I always end up doing it," - so, yes. MOM.

now imagine this smiley with a big pile of blue hair on its head: :)

... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.

nice try, Hitler

I hope you plan to kill this thread humanely.
Or I'm calling PETA.

So the guy walks right up to me and says--get this--he says "Hey, buddy..." and nobody, by the way, calls me buddy and gets away with it if I have anything to say on the subject, and believe you me, I do, and I will, and it's called a knuckle sandwich if you have to know, but that's neither here nor there, so the guy says "Hey, buddy..." and first of all, can you believe the nerve of this clown, speaking to me like that in such a manner?

Yes, I have read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Switch horses.

So, an infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

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