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Dude111 01-08-2019 11:41 PM

List alphabetically ways to lose your job. :D

A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop.....

B

Gravdigr 01-10-2019 03:27 PM

Buttkick yer boss.

C

glatt 01-10-2019 03:45 PM

Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

Squawk 01-11-2019 03:26 AM

Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window.

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Dude111 01-11-2019 09:54 AM

Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo :D

F

Gravdigr 01-11-2019 10:14 AM

Fuck bosses.

G

Glinda 01-12-2019 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1022921)
Fuck bosses.

G

Boy howdy.

Took me ages to figure out there's a better way (contractorism RULES).

:yesnod: :yesnod:

Dude111 01-30-2019 05:37 PM

Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right.......

H

sexobon 01-30-2019 07:46 PM

Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.

Gravdigr 01-31-2019 11:18 AM

Hock a loogie on his office window.

I

sexobon 03-06-2019 04:39 PM

Give your boss's email address to Cellar spammers.

Dude111 09-13-2019 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr
Hock a loogie on his office window.

I

Invite people to your office and have them paint everything black one night and when employees come in the next day say the boxx told you to do it....

When the boss comes in and people get mad and start bitching at him and he is all mad....SAY SURPRISE -- Whadda ya think :D

J

Flint 09-13-2019 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1022893)
Cellar! Spend all day screwing around on the Cellar.

:bonk: :rollanim:

lumberjim 09-13-2019 07:29 PM

Juxtapose numbers on a big check

Jerk off noisily in the customer restroom 3 times a day

Jump up and salute your computer screen every time your boss says your name

Jab your pointer fingers into your boss's ass crack and yell something in Japanese, whenever he turns his back to you

K

captainhook455 09-13-2019 08:14 PM

Sprinkle powdered x lax on his surgered donuts.

Krazy glue the locks on his desk.

Make a pot of coffee without a filter.

Bake chocolate x lax brownies with crushed pecans and leave 2 wrapped in his fridge.

Empty the black pepper out of his salt and pepper shaker and replace with ground habenero.

If one feels a cold coming on then wipe some phlegm on his fridge door handle, pens, stapler and desk drawers.





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