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Urbane Guerrilla 07-22-2011 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 728167)
Republicans: working for a government small enough to fit in your bedroom.

Where it's conveniently sized to fuck it but good. MTP, you'll have to do better than that to cover the Democrats' astronomical doucherie. They count on the hypnotized non compos mentis vote, you know.

Works for a while, maybe... for the rest of us, there is ThoseShirts.com.

The rest of us, you see, realize that the demonizing of the Republicans fails by overreaching, and that the behavior of the Republicans or other conservative groups really does not match the claims made by the hard Left. Which leads us to conclude they are Liars.

Gravdigr 07-24-2011 03:29 PM

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morethanpretty 07-24-2011 06:11 PM

1) If you didn't know those types shirts existed 3 years ago, you live with your head up your ass.
2) If you're just now noticing what my sig line says when I probably changed it 3 years ago, then you live with your head up your own ass.
3) If you think YOUR generalizations about [insert political party here] are any different then my generalizations about [insert political party here], then you live with your head up your ass.
4) If you can't address a person with any kind of respect, ever, which I have yet to see you do, then you live with your head up your own ass.
5) If you think that I have ever personally attacked you before this moment, then you live with your head up your own ass.
6) If you don't think I have ever personally attacked you, you have just decided, out of the blue, to personally attack me on NO provocation...then you live with your head up your own ass.

I stay away from the political/current events threads mostly because of you, and just a teensy bit because of other people who don't deserve me calling them out just because you can't keep your hate filled diarrhea to those threads anymore. I have not ever tried to provoke you, and yet you're taking time away from your precious day to seek me out and attack me.

In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Big Sarge 07-25-2011 01:17 PM

Republicans: working for government small enough to fit inside your bedroom.

I always thought that was a good thing. j/k

BigV 07-25-2011 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 746282)
1) --snip-- your head up your ass.
2) --snip-- your head up your own ass.
3)--snip-- your head up your ass.
4) --snip-- your head up your own ass.
5)--snip-- your head up your own ass.
6) --snip-- your head up your own ass.

--snip--
In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

LOL. Yup.

classicman 07-25-2011 06:50 PM

lol - What do Tom Delay, John Kerry, and Products you never knew existed
have in common?

BigV 07-25-2011 09:25 PM

mtp said ug's head is up his butt. I pointed to the first post I could recall when I came to the same conclusion. we agree, but she was far more emphatic.

classicman 07-25-2011 09:35 PM

Oh I know - It was a joke - the link you linked to, linked to you doing it again.
get it - all three had that in common.

footfootfoot 07-25-2011 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 742983)
Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper


takes a bit of the romance out of bacon

BigV 07-25-2011 11:04 PM

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Lola Bunny 07-25-2011 11:30 PM

Skeery....you can eat while it staring at you like that? :eyebrow:

BigV 07-26-2011 08:10 AM

Heck yeah! (I just avoid naming it...)

Here are some interesting pics of smaller piggies:

http://www.google.com/search?q=25+po...w=1280&bih=637

Spexxvet 07-26-2011 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 746639)
Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Is it already gutted for you? I hope..

BigV 07-26-2011 09:15 AM

yeah, I can't get one that isn't actually butchered. I've no interest in buying one that isn't dressed out.

infinite monkey 07-26-2011 09:17 AM

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All dressed out and nowhere to go...


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