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xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2016 11:34 AM

Worst Way to Die
 
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I've hoped to be shot in bed by a jealous husband at the age of 110, but I know that won't happen.

I think this is about the worst way possible.

glatt 10-25-2016 12:08 PM

Pretty bad.

Joan of Arc, burned at the stake had to be pretty bad too, since she had to know it was coming so had the anticipation of the painful death as well as the painful death.

That mom getting killed by her nut job son who went on to kill all those kids in the school had a pretty easy way out. Shot in the head in your sleep. Not bad. Go to sleep at night and don't even know you are getting shot.

xoxoxoBruce 10-25-2016 12:27 PM

Yes the anticipation would suck but a couple of breaths of fire and she's out, not two days of suffering. Six of one, half dozen of another I guess.

John Sellers 10-25-2016 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 972013)
Pretty bad.

Pretty bad? It's horrible!

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Originally Posted by glatt
Joan of Arc, burned at the stake had to be pretty bad too...

And it drove Gilles De Rais insane because he loved her so much.

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Originally Posted by glatt
That mom getting killed by her nut job son who went on to kill all those kids in the school had a pretty easy way out.

Why?

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Originally Posted by glatt
Shot in the head in your sleep.

Says the shooter's a coward.

Gravdigr 10-25-2016 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by John Sellers (Post 972024)
Why?

You're kidding, right?:eyebrow:

You did read his post? In it's entirety? All 5 lines of it?

John Sellers 10-25-2016 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 972025)
You're kidding, right?:eyebrow:

You did read his post? In it's entirety? All 5 lines of it?

"Why?" does not always mean what one thinks.
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footfootfoot 10-25-2016 07:51 PM

When I was 20 I went biking through Yellowstone with a buddy of mine. All the springs were cordoned off so you couldn't get close enough to really get a good look at them. I asked the ranger what the story was and he said the previous week a couple of guys were walking around with one of their dogs, some water retrieving kind of dog, (you can see where this is going) who decided to jump into the boiling water.

Man's best friend's best friend DOVE into the water to rescue his boiled dog. Man's best friend's best friend's best friend WADED in after him! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

The first two were pretty much dead instantly, the other guy probably instantly wished he was dead. It's all fun and games until you boil your nuts off.

This was 1980, I think. I may have to look it up.

monster 10-25-2016 08:17 PM

I think it would be pretty awful to die slowly and consciously, knowing you were leaving someone you loved and who loved you thinking you didn't love them, and having no way to let them know.

Oh you meant physical pain and injury? sorry can't help. Obviously knowing fuck-all about it would be the best way

footfootfoot 10-25-2016 08:27 PM

What's most sad to me is that I'm not sure who thinks they are unloved in that scenario. In any case it seems awful when people die with unspoken feelings in their hearts.

Maybe more so if they are being slowly roasted at the time.

Clodfobble 10-25-2016 09:42 PM

I bet it would smell delicious though.

John Sellers 10-25-2016 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 972047)
I bet it would smell delicious though.

INAPPROPRIATE!

lumberjim 10-25-2016 11:06 PM

Long pork

Sundae 10-26-2016 04:00 AM

Boasting much, LJ?

fargon 10-26-2016 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 972049)
Long pork


Yum!

Griff 10-26-2016 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 972047)
I bet it would smell delicious though.

This girl gets it.


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