Did that trick bring the tread back to life?

One of the things you learn playing poker is that it takes two people to really win or lose a shit-ton of money. You don't get paid according to how awesome your hand is. You get paid based on how awesome other people think their hand is. If you end up with, say four tens, you won't win jack if everybody else folds. If, on the other hand, one of the other players has hit a full house, then it's party time.

This thread is like that. It takes two people to continue. I hereby declare it is dead. And dead it will be.

Unless a second person comes along.

I second the motion.

I third the motion.

The motion has been seconded and thirded. All in favor say 'aye'.

aye

aye-aye

all opposed say 'nay'.

aye-aye eye

Neigh

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Yeah, I'm a prick sometimes.

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Yummy...PIE!

NSFW

Only gonna warn once...don't look down...





















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genital warts at it's finest

Images won't kill this thread, just make it an eyesore. It'll have to killed with words:

I heard it was a good read
I heard it had a style
And so I came to see it
To mingle for a while
And there it was this young thread
A stranger to my eyes

Strumming my pain with its postcount
Filling my life with its words
But I'm killing it softly with my posts
Killing it softly, with my posts
Draining its whole life, with my words
Killing it softly, with my posts

(forgive me Roberta Flack)