Wound To Tight

Wound tighter than a clock spring

Kookoo Lookoo

DRIFT:

There's a great scene in Hell On Wheels, where Cullen and Elam have gone to NYC for some reason, and get new tailor-made suits. The tailor asks Elam (a black former slave) "Do you dress to the left or the right, sir?" Elam looks to Cullen who makes a discrete gesture by holding his fist down at his side with the index finger extended and makes a single wag left to right with the finger. Suddenly, a light goes on in Elam's eyes, and he says "Oh! Well, I guess, to da lef'."

Great scene. I tried to find it on the 'Tube, no love.

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I ain't gonna type it out, hear it:

can't hear it, you won't type it, so...
 

ignorance

%@#&?!

Expletive deleted.

Tricky Dick

I am not a crook.

Spiro T Agnew
He was a crook.

Couldn't chew gum and walk at the same time.

Not Stupid, Just Evil

Iron Man