"In each age, it is necessary to adapt to the popular mythology. At one time kings were annointed by Deity, so the problem was to see to it that Deity annointed the right candidate. In this age, the myth is the 'will of the people'. . . but the problem changes only superficially."
- Professor Bernardo de la Paz, _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_

Pie's strategy for killing this thread is classic.




She's going to bore it to death.

fuck this goddam thread

no you....

you came close lj, it did make me wanna walk away.

the next person to post on this thread is a child rapist that preys on disabled black children and injects aids infected blood into their system after anally penetrating them with a baseball bat

How the fuck did you know?

If you post now you're admitting to ratting me out.

aw SHIT!! I thought I was the only person you did all that to, CAPN!!

Pics or it didn't happen

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Sorry Gravdigr, you didn't win... yet. ;)

You know this is just one of those threads.
I bet is going to run for awhile.

Because all it takes is one person to keep it going, regardless of the will of the community.

Think of it as an example of self determination.....or, the tyranny of the minority, anarchism in action.

Since the thread allows minority rule, given a sufficient population of dumbasses, this thread and the Republican party can go on forever.

We cater to the fringe.

bump

The idea is to bump off this thread.


You forgot the "off" part. :eyebrow:

off

you bump off

bumped off like a fighter pilot wannabe

9/11?

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OICU812

IB6UB9 ;)

Lincolnshire

Fuck this goddam thread

To death? Sounds like a man with a plan! Just be sure to use protection.

It's not dying very fast is it?

myeh, I've killed plenty of threads.:reaper:

Consider it dead.

Sew?

Let me know when the next to last person kills this thread so I can be last.

sqwerl, u killt it way back. This is zombie thread.

Fuck this goddam tread. With a rubber dick.

* shoots zombie-thread in brainstem with shotgun *

is it dead yet?

hell yeah it's dead...dead as a...

hobo;


or, a political discussion with mi compadre the Merc.

It lives.

this thread will never die

Fuck this goddam thread

911 strikes again and breathes life back into the dead....

Trick F**k
 

Well how do you like that? Rich says "Be the last person to kill this thread"; but, doesn't sign a DNR certificate. So, juju follows protocol and resuscitates it! By the time we're done with this thread, it'll be ready for wolf.

Did that trick bring the tread back to life?

One of the things you learn playing poker is that it takes two people to really win or lose a shit-ton of money. You don't get paid according to how awesome your hand is. You get paid based on how awesome other people think their hand is. If you end up with, say four tens, you won't win jack if everybody else folds. If, on the other hand, one of the other players has hit a full house, then it's party time.

This thread is like that. It takes two people to continue. I hereby declare it is dead. And dead it will be.

Unless a second person comes along.

I second the motion.

I third the motion.

The motion has been seconded and thirded. All in favor say 'aye'.

aye

aye-aye

all opposed say 'nay'.

aye-aye eye

Neigh

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Yeah, I'm a prick sometimes.

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Yummy...PIE!

NSFW

Only gonna warn once...don't look down...





















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genital warts at it's finest

Images won't kill this thread, just make it an eyesore. It'll have to killed with words:

I heard it was a good read
I heard it had a style
And so I came to see it
To mingle for a while
And there it was this young thread
A stranger to my eyes

Strumming my pain with its postcount
Filling my life with its words
But I'm killing it softly with my posts
Killing it softly, with my posts
Draining its whole life, with my words
Killing it softly, with my posts

(forgive me Roberta Flack)