It's like a cat, it has 9 lives.

It's an immortal. There can be only one.

I saw him in Hail Caesar!

(check out sex tape)

This thread has a sex tape?

I don't remember making a tape here.

I don't remember sex.

I still remember it. I ain't had none in a while, but I remember it fondly.

Fondly, Adverb form of "Fondle"
To enhance by addition of erotic caress, "He grabbed her pu$$y fondly."

I saw that MaggieL was logged in today; but, she wasn't the last person to kill this thread.

This thread can die in a ditch for all I care.

'Sposed to make 72 today. I'm for the river. See you guys later.

The poster after me was voluntarily fisted by DJT#45 and enjoyed it so much, they asked for an encore

Catch-22: DJT#45 wouldn't do it if it were voluntary.

Beware the Ides of March
 

Dwellars only kill threads by slow torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
Dwellars only kill threads by slow torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya

or indeed mandatory.....